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[BIG MAC]

Scottish Midges -vs- English b457ard1ng mossies.....discuss...
 
(Lumps on legs look like bliddy suppurating golf balls)
 
 

[Aegis Bearing Mel]

Do your legs not look like that anyway?

[BIG MAC]

No I think you may be getting confused with my spuds
 

[Aegis Bearing Mel]

Your spuds are blighted??
We know what happens with that, don't we?

[SEPTIKANGEL]

Scottish Midgies??
English Mossies???
Try these Egyptian blighters!!      My poor missus got eaten alive a couple of years ago.

[Looney tune]

    Bloody hell, they sure did. But why did they leave her leg ?!!!!!!!!!

[eiderrider]

Avon skin so soft, works a treat seems to be especially effective on scotties.

[BIG MAC]

doesn't seem to bother the flipping Eng Mossies

[Gingernutz]

Had a weird one at the weekend. Rolling up to a roundabout at maybe 30 I opened my visor half an inch - half a second later a fly went into my left eye and I made an effeminate noise - I had to stop anyway so opened my lid and rubbed my eye with a gloves hand. The pain went and I could see so off I went. Two days later I was in the shower and noticed my eye was stinging , rubbed it and a very gunked up fly came out eughhhh

[Chillum]

Had a weird one at the weekend. Rolling up to a roundabout at maybe 30 I opened my visor half an inch - half a second later a fly went into my left eye and I made an effeminate noise - I had to stop anyway so opened my lid and rubbed my eye with a gloves hand. The pain went and I could see so off I went. Two days later I was in the shower and noticed my eye was stinging , rubbed it and a very gunked up fly came out eughhhh

Blech! I could have done without that just before lunch!

That leg looks like they laid eggs in there, not just had a nibble! Horrible bloody things.

[bigralphie]

didnt know we had mossie,s in engerlund ?

[BIG MAC]

Yarrp and evil little getts they are too

[GringoRojo]

its the female ones that bite you know.

[JZS 600]

Got bit by a clegg up near Stirling once...
 
I thought to my self, just before the incident, oh my! what a large strange looking flying type thing that's landed on my arm. Then BAM! it was like a f-ing rottweiler!

[dolau]

Definately the Scottish ones are worse than English- they ate us alive when we were up there last- we were filling up with fuel with our visors down and sweating buckets