I watched a documentary recently which advised that to have "inner peace" we should always finish things we start, and that we all could use more calm in our lives...
I looked through the flat to find things I'd started and not finished, and finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, an a box a chocletz...
Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to any who need inner p*sh. An telum u luvum.
And two al hve a Marry Crispmouse!!I