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Gutted, bloody Doris.
« on: 28 February 2017, 12:12:25 am »

I have been putting off posting this because I was more than a little angry and thought it may just turn into a tirade salad with extra swearing on the side.
During this Storm Doris thing, my bike was outside on its centre stand with my car and my Father in Laws car on either side.
Well, my FIL had to get his car off the drive so he moved my car, moved his own, then didn't put my car back on the drive into the position where it would be sheltering the Fazer from the worst of the gusts. You can see where this is going cant you. He went back into the house and was happily watching Cash in the Attic,. or some other crappy daytime show and he heard a crunch from outside. When he got up and looked through the window, my Fazer 1000 was on the floor and leaking petrol. He went out and picked it up then phoned the wife and reported no real damage, the crash bungs did their job. Not completely they didn't, they didn't save my top fairing.
It will fibreglass back up, and once sprayed it will look crap and fibre glassed, instead of crap and broken. The bike is still where he left it, on its side stand with a lump of wood bracing it against a wall, on a virtual Naughty Step.
I will take some photos of it tomorrow so you can see the full disappointing effect, I haven't even been able to bring myself to photo it yet. It also tore a big hole in the infill panel and broke off the lugs, I'm fuc**ng gutted. Ah well, almost made it to the end without swearing too badly. 

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Re: Gutted, bloody Doris.
« Reply #1 on: 28 February 2017, 06:04:45 pm »
Fuck glassing it, he owes you every damaged part replaced new.
Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
too fucked up to care any more.

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Re: Gutted, bloody Doris.
« Reply #2 on: 28 February 2017, 06:30:50 pm »
Fuck glassing it, he owes you every damaged part replaced new.


Agreed but be careful , pissing off the FIL could mean pissing off the wife and there's goes ya sex life for 6 months , been there , done it and got the divorce papers to prove it  :)

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Re: Gutted, bloody Doris.
« Reply #3 on: 28 February 2017, 09:07:07 pm »
Fuck glassing it, he owes you every damaged part replaced new.


Agreed but be careful , pissing off the FIL could mean pissing off the wife and there's goes ya sex life for 6 months , been there , done it and got the divorce papers to prove it  :)

You mean your married and still get sex every 6 months? Lucky sod!!
Although I still think I'd rather have the bike fixed 😅😂

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Re: Gutted, bloody Doris.
« Reply #4 on: 28 February 2017, 09:32:20 pm »

I lost my virginity at 15, now I'm married ive found it again!

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Re: Gutted, bloody Doris.
« Reply #5 on: 28 February 2017, 09:52:23 pm »
Fuck glassing it, he owes you every damaged part replaced new.


Agreed but be careful , pissing off the FIL could mean pissing off the wife and there's goes ya sex life for 6 months , been there , done it and got the divorce papers to prove it  :)

You mean your married and still get sex every 6 months? Lucky sod!!
Although I still think I'd rather have the bike fixed 😅😂
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Re: Gutted, bloody Doris.
« Reply #6 on: 09 March 2017, 05:25:20 pm »
Fuck glassing it, he owes you every damaged part replaced new.


Agreed but be careful , pissing off the FIL could mean pissing off the wife and there's goes ya sex life for 6 months , been there , done it and got the divorce papers to prove it  :)

You mean your married and still get sex every 6 months? Lucky sod!!
Although I still think I'd rather have the bike fixed 😅😂
Married in November 1996 to my childhood sweetheart I met at 13yrs old , seperated in December 96 divorced by February 97 Had lots of fun after that 😜 Met the new one 11 years ago, proper diamond, puts up with bike gear everywhere, bikes in the front garden, in the shed but most surprising of all puts up with me and I get sex regularly 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 The perfect woman , but I do the cooking 😀


I heard she looks good in a Police womans uniform to Graham LOL! Break out them hand cuffs. :rollin

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Re: Gutted, bloody Doris.
« Reply #7 on: 09 March 2017, 08:02:01 pm »
Fuck glassing it, he owes you every damaged part replaced new.


Agreed but be careful , pissing off the FIL could mean pissing off the wife and there's goes ya sex life for 6 months , been there , done it and got the divorce papers to prove it  :)

You mean your married and still get sex every 6 months? Lucky sod!!
Although I still think I'd rather have the bike fixed 😅😂
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Bloody hell Graham, they do exist. Does she have a sister (please post piccy 1st just in case  :lol )
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Re: Gutted, bloody Doris.
« Reply #8 on: 09 March 2017, 08:25:53 pm »
Sorry Frosties no sister :)  this ones deffo a keeper, she's agreed today to let me rebuild the back fence to put a double gate in so I can get the 600 and 1000 in the back garden out of the way of the thieving vandaliststic little scrotes that we have around here and then concrete over half the back garden for a nice big bike shed for the 3 bikes to keep warm and dry.
I love that woman  :D

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Re: Gutted, bloody Doris.
« Reply #9 on: 09 March 2017, 11:34:32 pm »
Sorry Frosties no sister :)  this ones deffo a keeper, she's agreed today to let me rebuild the back fence to put a double gate in so I can get the 600 and 1000 in the back garden out of the way of the thieving vandaliststic little scrotes that we have around here and then concrete over half the back garden for a nice big bike shed for the 3 bikes to keep warm and dry.
I love that woman  :D


I have never met her and I feel I love here already :lol

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Re: Gutted, bloody Doris.
« Reply #10 on: 10 March 2017, 05:33:18 am »
Sorry Frosties no sister :)  this ones deffo a keeper, she's agreed today to let me rebuild the back fence to put a double gate in so I can get the 600 and 1000 in the back garden out of the way of the thieving vandaliststic little scrotes that we have around here and then concrete over half the back garden for a nice big bike shed for the 3 bikes to keep warm and dry.
I love that woman  :D


I have never met her and I feel I love here already :lol


Oi Tomski, I loved her 1st.....back of the queue mate when they split up  :lol
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Re: Gutted, bloody Doris.
« Reply #11 on: 10 March 2017, 02:26:28 pm »
Sorry Frosties no sister :)  this ones deffo a keeper, she's agreed today to let me rebuild the back fence to put a double gate in so I can get the 600 and 1000 in the back garden out of the way of the thieving vandaliststic little scrotes that we have around here and then concrete over half the back garden for a nice big bike shed for the 3 bikes to keep warm and dry.
I love that woman  :D


I have never met her and I feel I love here already :lol


Oi Tomski, I loved her 1st.....back of the queue mate when they split up  :lol


Never gonna happen lads  :) although I think she only agreed to the garden mods and bikes workshop so she can get me out the house so she can take over with all her bloody card making/ craft malarkey,