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[Fazer99]

I was randomly watching videos on YouTube and found this cracker, Enjoy 

 
 

[Bretty]

Cool Su-zar-ki. I bet he gets all the be-hutches!

[BBROWN1664]

600hp and 300mph. Those kartanah's are better than the UK version. Why cant we get such good looking, amazingly quick bikes?

[Graham53]

I thought he was for real until he said about the husky chain saw chain , then I saw it for what it was
I'm sure after nursey arrives with my medication my brain will work 

[Fazer99]

I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp 

[Graham53]

I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp 

Aah the 80-90's every car had to have a go faster stripe , are you telling me it didn't make my mk3 cortina quicker , I was sure it did when I was 17  my world has ended now, you'll be telling me my 2 Fazers haven't got 600 and 1000 hp next 

[Fazer99]

I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp 

Aah the 80-90's every car had to have a go faster stripe , are you telling me it didn't make my mk3 cortina quicker , I was sure it did when I was 17  my world has ended now, you'll be telling me my 2 Fazers haven't got 600 and 1000 hp next 

 

[tommyardin]

I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp 

Doesn't it 

[Graham53]

I know it was all made up, but I just pissed myself laughing so much and had to share. The thing is I know people that do come out with this kind of bollocks but actually believe it to be true, I worked with a lad years ago that was convinced that by adding go faster stripes to his shitty little Vauxhall Nova it added an extra 10bhp 

Doesn't it 

I reckon that curry you've made would add 10 Hp to it  , is that how you get that silver one to go that quick ... wind boost ??

[Edmund]

 

[scoobiemandan]

Brilliant 

[tommyardin]

You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.
My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would be
The Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill. 

[Graham53]

You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.
My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would be
The Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill. 
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That johnny cash song springs to mind what's it called ... oh that's it RING OF FIRE 🔥 💩🤢🆘 , would you like a rubber ring with curry sir 

[Fazer99]

You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.
My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would be
The Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill. 
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That johnny cash song springs to mind what's it called ... oh that's it RING OF FIRE 🔥 💩🤢🆘 , would you like a rubber ring with curry sir 

This curry sounds very enticing. I love Spicy food, I'm normally the crazy foccer that orders the hottest thing on the menu, it might take me ages to finish it and I might pass out a few times, but I will not leave the restaurant unless it's all gone 

[tommyardin]

You lot can laugh at me! Oh Yeah! sure.
My arse has been like a Marmite Motorway ever since I had that curry, damn it was a lot hotter than I thought it would be
The Mrs said 'We can finish that curry off tonight if you like' I don't think she was kidding either, I sooner have my testicles given the once over with a rotary wire brush in a foccing hammer drill. 
[/quote
That johnny cash song springs to mind what's it called ... oh that's it RING OF FIRE 🔥 💩🤢🆘 , would you like a rubber ring with curry sir 

This curry sounds very enticing. I love Spicy food, I'm normally the crazy foccer that orders the hottest thing on the menu, it might take me ages to finish it and I might pass out a few times, but I will not leave the restaurant unless it's all gone 

He he!
I like fairly hot curry but this stuff was like Nitromors paint stripper.


I did have some the following night but I bought a tin of butter beans and a tin of mixed mex beans tin of chopped tomatoes and put another spud in it and another couple of chicken tits, made it much more civilised.