Fancy a leek ?

[slimwilly]

I just called by my dad's , he is a fanatical veg gardener,he specialises in show specimen veg,,he gave me three leeks to take home

Here they are alongside one of our 4 year old lodgers for size comparison

[taylor]

send them to twickenham , co wru,

[Skippernick]

Bog off we would liquidize them.

[noggythenog]

Do you not have tape measures in Leominster 

[sinto]

Being Scottish, I'm unfamiliar with those green and white things, what is it you do with them?

[slimwilly]

Our normal custom is to knock the dirt off then wait for a Welshman (even of Scottish origen) to cross the border and shove it up their arse. Just to the green bits,,not all the way.

[noggythenog]

The only thing more leaky than slims plumbing is........his leeks

[slimwilly]

Well do you think he would believe me if I wrote we chop them up and cook them with a creamy chesse sauce on them and eat um ?

[noggythenog]

Well do you think he would believe me if I wrote we chop them up and cook them with a creamy chesse sauce on them and eat um ?

Good strapline for the side of the van

[sinto]

Our normal custom is to knock the dirt off then wait for a Welshman (even of Scottish origen) to cross the border and shove it up their arse. Just to the green bits,,not all the way.

[sinto]

Well do you think he would believe me if I wrote we chop them up and cook them with a creamy chesse sauce on them and eat um ?

Nope, I wouldn't believe that slim