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New Research On Fastest Colour!
« on: 13 May 2015, 11:33:25 am »
After exhaustive research at a top secret testing ground, scientists can now categorically state that yellow is NOT the fastest colour. A spokesperson for the MoSWoPM (Ministry of Spurious Waste of Public Money) said that even though speed blocks do seem to improve performance somewhat, they did find one other colour combination that was significantly faster. When asked what that combination was, however, he wouldn't be drawn and said that it was not in the public interest to release that information at this time. We gather that black engines and frames are involved...

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Re: New Research On Fastest Colour!
« Reply #1 on: 13 May 2015, 11:44:13 am »
Something tells me nick has gone and bought Fazer no. 5 ;)

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Re: New Research On Fastest Colour!
« Reply #2 on: 13 May 2015, 12:36:54 pm »
Black is so fast they cant slow it down enough to actually term it a colour.
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Re: New Research On Fastest Colour!
« Reply #3 on: 13 May 2015, 12:43:14 pm »
The fastest bikes are a combination of black engine, black frame and black and red bodywork. The red is added just to slow them down a bit so the silver, blue , or red bikes are not left too far behind.
Bikes that are all black are just show offs :)

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Re: New Research On Fastest Colour!
« Reply #4 on: 13 May 2015, 12:46:46 pm »
Slappy, you have agreed with me :pokefun

BLACK ones are the fastest, as you have said, the red bits slow it down :pokefun
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Re: New Research On Fastest Colour!
« Reply #5 on: 13 May 2015, 04:44:13 pm »
Something tells me nick has gone and bought Fazer no. 5 ;)

out with it Nick.....show us!!!!!!!!

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just to cover more bases here, I have a black petrol tank to put on my bike next year and I might get the bellypan sprayed black to match it....ill start with the tank to see if it starts slowing things down and take it from there.
Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike

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Re: New Research On Fastest Colour!
« Reply #6 on: 13 May 2015, 07:27:03 pm »
Latest news: Pic just released of nick's new bike :)
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Re: New Research On Fastest Colour!
« Reply #7 on: 13 May 2015, 10:09:23 pm »
Something tells me nick has gone and bought Fazer no. 5 ;)

out with it Nick.....show us!!!!!!!!

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Trouble is, my camera is at Newtown police station  :rolleyes

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Re: New Research On Fastest Colour!
« Reply #8 on: 13 May 2015, 10:31:27 pm »
Trouble is, my camera is at Newtown police station  :rolleyes

The plot thickens :rolleyes
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