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A joke
« on: 20 November 2014, 12:32:07 pm »
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A
 LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
 
AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL
 
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER
MANAGER,
 
'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM.
THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE
CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
 
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME, THE FIRST MAN SAYS,
 
'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
 
'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
 
'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
 
HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'
 
'A WITCH ??. . WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
 
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER
A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW..... AND TOOK MY
TEETH WITH HER!"
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Re: A joke
« Reply #1 on: 23 November 2014, 04:48:43 pm »
Why is it that in all marriages the bride sits on the left side and the groom on the right ?"
reply - "Have u ever seen a Profit & Loss Statement ? It follows the same logic - all income is posted on the right and expenses are on the left ! "
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