Im gonna try and break 300 miles to a tank. Im gonna brim it to the max with super unleaded then ride like mary poppins on valium. Anyone want to sponser me !!!!
Arbie, in order to assist you with this scientific research may I suggest the following which I found very useful:
1) Chop off the front section of a pair of the wifes stilletos and attach to front of boots to aid aerodynamics (white patent leather is very slippery).
2) The use of stockings (70-99 dernier in beige) are essential aids for application to the legs and arms to reduce clothing flappy/floppiness.
In addition, tights with the legs cut off should be applied to your torso (70-99 dernier Red).
3) A traffic cone attached to the rear of your helmet provides an additional 3.196% reduction in drag factor (DRAG effect negated by the use of blatant drag queen stockings).
4) Inflate the tyres to approximately 58.45073 Psi front and back.
Good luck fella, may the force be with you