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Grahamm

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I shouldn't laugh, but...
« on: 18 January 2012, 12:08:31 am »
did *nobody* notice this?!
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DILLIGAFF

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Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
« Reply #1 on: 19 January 2012, 01:17:53 pm »
Man phones a local model shop............. "Have you got any models of the Costa Concordia?"


Assistant............ "Just a minute sir ........................ err, yes we have one left"


Man........... "Oh good. Can you put it on one side for me?"








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My mate is all excited because he won an Italian cruise in a lottery...................apparently it was a rollover.
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Robbie8666

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Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
« Reply #2 on: 19 January 2012, 01:45:42 pm »
lmao  :rollin :rollin :rollin
 
this are probably the funniest jokes I've seen about this!
 
usually after a disaster I get flooded with texts (no pun intended!) from my mates but have had very few on this one!
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Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
« Reply #3 on: 19 January 2012, 04:23:45 pm »
i heard on the news that"she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court" it was then I glanced at the wife which is why i'm still in A and E :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
« Reply #4 on: 19 January 2012, 04:27:55 pm »
Quote from: JKay on 19 January 2012, 04:23:45 pm
i heard on the news that"she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court" it was then I glanced at the wife which is why i'm still in A and E :rollin :rollin :rollin
thats the one I had sent as a text!! and been brave I texted it to my lady.... hence I not been home for 5 days!  :rollin :rollin
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Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
« Reply #5 on: 19 January 2012, 04:35:50 pm »
BREAKING NEWS, Italian divers searching the stricken cruise liner, Costa Concordia, have found two Glaswegians in the bar.

................They’ve told the divers to fuck off – they’re all inclusive!
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Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
« Reply #6 on: 19 January 2012, 08:44:44 pm »
Wife: "Can I drive?"
Husband "No, I'm fine"
Wife "Oh please let me I really want to"
Husband "No"
Wife "I tell you what, if you let me drive, just for a bit, when we get home I'll give you a blow job"
Husband "Really?"
Wife "Promise"
Husband "Oh go on then"
"And that, your honour, is the final entry from the black box on the cruise ship Costa Concordia"
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Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
« Reply #7 on: 20 January 2012, 08:24:14 am »
given the " revelation" about the young lady on the bridge, this seems to have more than  a little ring of truth to it !   ;)
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Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
« Reply #8 on: 20 January 2012, 08:41:14 am »
What's the difference between the Costa Concordia and a goat????
 
The cowardly, greasy **** of the Ship's Captain would go down on a goat!
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Re: I shouldn't laugh, but...
« Reply #9 on: 20 January 2012, 09:11:32 am »
paddy and mick were still in the lounge waiting for the entertainment to start, they heard on the tannoy A BAND ON ship
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