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Would you donate to see more pics of the build?

YES! Take my monies! Just give us da pics!
1 (4.2%)
Erm... No?
2 (8.3%)
Fuck off, student!
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Author Topic: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer  (Read 2678 times)

ChristoT

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New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« on: 17 March 2014, 10:36:20 pm »
People are clamouring for more pics of Project Fazer. So I've thought up another incentive scheme to get me off my arse, and get more pics of the build.

If people donate to the project, they not only get the sponsorship decal on the bike, but also get extra pics of the build process (either privately via PM or publicly, at the donator's discretion).

What do you think? Good plan, or is reality/sanity being ejected even further from the window on the back of a rollerblading jet propelled chicken? I'd say answers on a postcard, please, but you can't exactly enclose a cheque with a postcard!  :lol :lol So answers in the poll above instead, please.  :)
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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #1 on: 17 March 2014, 10:58:12 pm »
Just put my vote in. Guess what it was  ;)

Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....;)

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #2 on: 17 March 2014, 11:04:02 pm »
Two votes and so far it unanimous :D
Bollocks, bigger hammer required

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #3 on: 17 March 2014, 11:04:21 pm »
Just put my vote in. Guess what it was  ;)

I guessed correctly! Bastard!  :lol :lol :lol

EDIT: The pair of you!  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #4 on: 17 March 2014, 11:12:41 pm »
I on the other hand suspect you may be high... Can't say you're not trying though. 10 for effort minus 5 for the drugs.

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It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #5 on: 17 March 2014, 11:20:52 pm »
Are you shrinking along with the planet you come from?
Some say...

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #6 on: 17 March 2014, 11:28:47 pm »
Are you shrinking along with the planet you come from?

Eh? Please elaborate!
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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #7 on: 17 March 2014, 11:30:48 pm »
I'm insinuating you are from a different planet, my reference refers to the current claims that mercury has shrunk!
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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #8 on: 17 March 2014, 11:31:44 pm »

It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #9 on: 17 March 2014, 11:41:14 pm »
About the only thing useful on this thread is that link :P

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #10 on: 17 March 2014, 11:43:56 pm »
This applies.  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

G'night!!

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #11 on: 18 March 2014, 01:42:40 am »
Oh I like that :)

Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....;)

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #12 on: 18 March 2014, 05:49:14 pm »
I suppose if you don't post any pictures of it nobody will be able to take the piss until you find that none of the mongrel bits fit, it ends up looking like a dogs dinner and nobody will touch you for insurance.

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #13 on: 18 March 2014, 06:01:50 pm »
You can't blame a man for trying!

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #14 on: 18 March 2014, 06:21:22 pm »
50p on its way!

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #15 on: 18 March 2014, 06:39:44 pm »
You're not Boris Johnson masquerading as a biker are you?

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #16 on: 18 March 2014, 07:38:02 pm »
I suppose if you don't post any pictures of it nobody will be able to take the piss until you find that none of the mongrel bits fit, it ends up looking like a dogs dinner and nobody will touch you for insurance.


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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #17 on: 18 March 2014, 07:51:56 pm »
People are clamouring for more pics of Project Fazer. So I've thought up another incentive scheme to get me off my arse, and get more pics of the build.

If people donate to the project, they not only get the sponsorship decal on the bike, but also get extra pics of the build process (either privately via PM or publicly, at the donator's discretion).

What do you think? Good plan, or is reality/sanity being ejected even further from the window on the back of a rollerblading jet propelled chicken? I'd say answers on a postcard, please, but you can't exactly enclose a cheque with a postcard!  :lol :lol So answers in the poll above instead, please.  :)

 :))    :))     :))

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #18 on: 18 March 2014, 08:22:50 pm »
I suppose if you don't post any pictures of it nobody will be able to take the piss until you find that none of the mongrel bits fit, it ends up looking like a dogs dinner and nobody will touch you for insurance.

You sorely underestimate the foccers' piss taking abilities there!  :lol :lol
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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #19 on: 18 March 2014, 09:16:58 pm »
I suppose if you don't post any pictures of it nobody will be able to take the piss until you find that none of the mongrel bits fit, it ends up looking like a dogs dinner and nobody will touch you for insurance.

You sorely underestimate the foccers' piss taking abilities there!  :lol :lol

Indeed. It will make a change for you, starting with a bike that looks like it's been crashed and working back from there... As opposed to historically the other way round :lol

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Re: New money making wheeze for Project Fazer
« Reply #20 on: 18 March 2014, 10:27:23 pm »
I suppose if you don't post any pictures of it nobody will be able to take the piss until you find that none of the mongrel bits fit, it ends up looking like a dogs dinner and nobody will touch you for insurance.

You sorely underestimate the foccers' piss taking abilities there!  :lol :lol

Indeed. It will make a change for you, starting with a bike that looks like it's been crashed and working back from there... As opposed to historically the other way round :lol


 :rollin Actually laughed out loud!!  :rollin

It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.