Bearing in mind the amount of piss taking you've done over the past year, you're still knee deep in debt, boy! 
Pretty sure you'll find you still owe me :P
I would say the fire started in the clothes dryer you can see in the back ground and spread to the bike which had its tank off. Maybe a small bottle of petrol being used as a temp tank
See! Someone believes me! My housemate was distraught from the fact that he lost 90% of his underwear in the fire... that was it.
So it was a dryer then as I deducted form the other fact that it happened in November
Also there is no remains of a sander or any plug socket other than there must be one near the dryer
There were remains of the box, I don't think you could tell the remains of the sander though
