Nope, no fob and no key chip.

Started first push of the button today     So looks like it was water in something, possibly side stand switch or killswitch maybe?  I'll go over all the joins with contact cleaner tonight and check plug caps are down firmly, flap things are in the right place etc.
 
It has now however developed a chirping noise on overrun... I think it's something to do with the clutch mechanism inside the sprocket cover (I had that off yesterday to check out the nut) so need to take that off again and stick a bit of new grease in it.

Had another problem develop this afternoon.  Coming home from work I filled up with petrol, same petrol station as usual (same pump even) but when I went to restart the bike just cranked over and over and didn't want to fire.  Tried a few times, then waited a minute and tried again, more cranking, then it fired up the instant I pressed the button!  Remainder of the journey (another 45 miles ish) it was fine.  When I got home I switched it off and tried starting again and it did the same thing.  It'll just randomly start working and when it does it fires up straight away.  Big backfire out of the exhaust on two occasions but that's just down to all the fuel going through it and not being burnt off I guess.

To add to this, I went for a quick run down the road and when I was turning round in a layby, sitting still in neutral it just conked out - not like a stall, but like I'd turned the ignition off.  Once I'd got it going again it rode home perfectly, plenty of power, no missing or anything.

Now this definitely sounds electrical to me, but what could it be?  It was wet this morning, but it was wet last week and had no issues then... anyone got any ideas?  Need it for work and I can't really afford to have it off the road for any amount of time 
 
Ta very much 

Is there a step-by-step guide anywhere on how to replace it?  Don't really fancy paying £60+ per hour when I can do it myself...
If it doesn't quieten down this week I'll get a replacement and do it next weekend.

Just realised that vans plate very nearly reads Close Up, seems appropriate 

If your system can handle SATA, I'd consider getting an OCZ Solid State Drive, installing your OS onto that and then turning your whole existing drive over to storage.

It'll also give you faster boot times

Much faster than a traditional hard disk, but would personally go for Crucial M4.  Had lots of OCZ Vertex 2 drives (which I realise are old now) and had lots of failures and incompatibilities with various machines.  M4s have been goos as gold.

Collets were still there - cam cover came off first and the top end all looked ok until the head came off...
 
Maybe the valve has stuck or something and got a smack from the piston, it was going flat out at the time for a while although I don't know what revs as the rev counter didn't work...

Yep, piston has a big hole melted in it.  Exhaust valve has also melted and the end of the plug is too.  We took the exhausts off to load it onto the trailer and they rattled - turned them over and bits of metal fell out 

Did my mod 2 test two weeks ago now, just prior to that I'd bought a cheapo (£200) 125cc bike to practice on and get into work for a week.  The night before my test this POS died on the A12 at about midnight - just suddenly lost all power and then had no compression on the starter.
 
Anyway, a couple of days ago I took the head off to see the damage, think I got the job done pretty well     Thought you guys might be interested in the pictures of the damage done...
 
Bear in mind that this bike was registered in July 2010 and had under 7500 miles on the clock     On the plus side I sold it for £100 so got half my money back 

Those are some good videos, see that sort of driving on a daily basis unfortunately 
 
How does that cam attach to your lid and how long do you get out of a charge?  Thinking of getting one but don't want to spend hundreds...

I use GetDataBack for data recovery.  You'll be ok as long as Windows can still see the disk - if it's physically damaged and Windows won't see it then you're out of luck

Rode in on my POS 125 (not done my mod 2 yet so can't ride the Fazer yet ) today.  If you noticed a brown streak from Liverpool street up the A11 I'll apologise now, that was probably me 

Lawrence are you interested in selling that "stupid streetfighter" headlamp?   

Yes, got all the bits except two bolts that I re-used in fitting the faring.  I've also got the bar end mirrors if you're interested 
PM me if you're interested.