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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Air filters which should I go for
« on: 21 March 2013, 10:32:53 pm »
I've got a BMC filter in mine which I got off ebuygum at the same time as I got my Ivans Jet Kit. Should have been over 40 quid but I got it for 22 :) :)
 Checked it recently and it could do with cleaning. Trouble is, the cleaning kit is best part of 20 quid, and you can get a paper filter for around that price. If I hadnt Ivanised my bike, I'd have stuck with paper jobbies. If you're not Ivanising or looking for a performance increase, stay with paper because then at least you can just pop a new one in instead of having to arse around with detergents and oils etc. :rolleyes

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General / Re: its all right it were only a young lad on a bike
« on: 15 March 2013, 05:28:31 pm »
Anybody done for drink driving twice should be banned forever. No excuses, no mitigating circumstances, nothing.
Banned . For ever . Game over . Dont care if they have disabled relatives/kids/ are the fucking Pope.
Banned . For ever . Game over .
Its really really really easy to not drink if you are driving, or to not drive if you are going to be drinking.
Banned . For ever . Game over .

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General / Re: a pointless topic created only to waste your time.
« on: 14 March 2013, 11:59:12 pm »
Ever hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog?
Bigus Dickus.
He's got a wife you know.
 

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General / Re: Confronting Tailgaters
« on: 11 March 2013, 12:41:38 am »
Spoonlamp.
Like your thinking ;thumbup
If it feels good, do it! :lol
 

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General / Re: Confronting Tailgaters
« on: 10 March 2013, 04:20:45 pm »
In the car on motorways etc just get out of the way asap. on normal single lane roads, slow down to exactly the speed limit. Fuck 'em. :)
On the bike, I find the 'Wits Weave ' always works a treat as they have absolutely no dea what the fuck you are doing, and crap themselves :D
(For those who dont know, the Wits Weave is that slow swooping tyre warming thing that some plonkers who think they are on a race track do on the road. As parodied by a piss taking bloke from Wigan who is sadly no longer with us. :( )

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General / Re: favorite album
« on: 03 March 2013, 12:54:37 am »
Blimey, thats a tough one.
Here are two.
Ricochet - Tangerine Dream.  Only two tracks on it, but for a live album its superb.
Troublegum - Therapy?  Bought because of   'Screamager' but cant find a bad track on it. Brilliant.

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: help need paint!
« on: 27 February 2013, 01:06:49 am »
Agree with some comments above. That colour is deep puple blue metallic,( or DPBMC like mine [51 plate])
Got a tin from Autopaints in Bolton, colour match is spot on. See below. And they are about 5 mins away from me :)

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General / Re: Back down to earth with a bump. Youtube is the cure for over confidence.
« on: 26 February 2013, 03:38:49 pm »
Mostly :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek
But agree 1:06:54  :rollin BELL END!!
Last clips funny too :lol

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General / Re: What's wrong with this guy? Is he unenlightened or sommin?
« on: 26 February 2013, 02:51:19 pm »
Proabaly has the  :faz as a get to work hack.
His 'proper' bikes probably made in Germany or the US of A ;)

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General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 25 February 2013, 09:56:15 pm »
Felt a bit poorly today, so threw a sicky ( koff koff  ;) )
Then sat on my bike in the shed to test out the fit and comfort for riding of my new Furygan Houston Amo jacket which, by coincidence, just happened to turn up today :)  Imagine that, and me just happening to be at home as well!! :lol

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General / Re: Back down to earth with a bump. Youtube is the cure for over confidence.
« on: 24 February 2013, 03:45:14 pm »
Just got to 27 mins and had to laugh at the guy who ended up lying on top of the mini van thing :lol
Other than that, up to now, scary :eek  and how far do some of those bikes slide??!?!?

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General / Re: Wot a nutter AKA how not to filter.
« on: 24 February 2013, 03:05:24 pm »
I was a courier for 4 years back in the 80's, and even I think he's a loon :eek
So must be bad :)

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General / Re: Got a NIP in the post
« on: 22 February 2013, 06:44:47 pm »
Lying bastards got me in 1991 with Vascar. 91.98mph in a 70 zone. Was absolutely convinced I was not speeding, but they said yes you were, and we are plod so you are guilty.
There was a bloke on another bike infront of me, doing the same speed, didnt pull him though :\
Saw the same bloke about 3 months later on the same bike. Turns out it was a Kawasaki z200, they do 72 mph flat out with a tail wind, off a cliff.
Too late by then...........
Fucking fucking fucking fucking shit fucking turd eating pair of cunts. Dont stop for plod anymore. Fuck em :D

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Fazer Parade - What you got
« on: 19 February 2013, 11:01:08 pm »
She-it!! The Bike Shed  meet! Better get polishing and sprucing!!
Or maybe not, cos that will make it rain :rolleyes
Here's an idea, lets all post in the same type colour as our beloved steeds, would make for a much more colourful forum.
A shame there's no silver though.............. :pokefun
Watch some smart arse do some fancy computer wizardry and shoot me down now :o

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Fazer Parade - What you got
« on: 19 February 2013, 10:27:28 pm »
Well, blue IS the fastest colour, even without an engine :rollin

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Fazer Parade - What you got
« on: 19 February 2013, 10:23:49 pm »
Thats better :)
Few years back, but not much changed really.
Ivans SO kit, Renthal 758s, R6 shock mod last year, other bits and bats, nowt stunning, used all year round, still looks good for a 51 plate, 32k.
Love it ;)

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Fazer Parade - What you got
« on: 19 February 2013, 10:16:35 pm »
TA DA!!!!!!!!!!
Ooops wrong picture :eek

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The Laboratory ! / Re: about time I started doing this
« on: 19 February 2013, 10:12:36 pm »
August 2010
PING!!! RATTLE RATTLE POPBANGBANG!!!!!! CLANK CRUNCH fart.
Snapped cam chain tensioner spring. 9 bent inlet valves. Head swap. Rebuilt. Sorted :thumbup

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The Laboratory ! / Re: about time I started doing this
« on: 19 February 2013, 09:56:05 pm »
 :)

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The Laboratory ! / about time I started doing this
« on: 19 February 2013, 09:51:12 pm »
 :b

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General / Re: I would just like to say.
« on: 16 February 2013, 01:23:52 am »
Mick, nope, blue gen 1 Thou. Still got it. :)

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General / Re: I would just like to say.
« on: 15 February 2013, 01:08:13 am »
Mick-H, Streets in Radcliffe, and I believe we met a few years ago when I gave you an old  Foggy rep Shark lid for painting practice?
If that was you, off Green Lane? I was in Little Lever then, but moved a mile down the road to Darcy Lever about 3 years ago, so not very far from you at all!

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General / Re: I would just like to say.
« on: 13 February 2013, 09:33:15 pm »
Saw you on a mountain bike on Long Lane in Darcy Lever, about 2 years ago? Covered in shite? Going past Leverhulme Park?
So, what did happen to the ZX12? Did it go all Kwaka and rust away? ;)
Nice to hear from you again, pal.

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General / Re: So, front or back?
« on: 22 January 2013, 11:51:11 pm »
Top boxes are brilliant!!
Safe, secure, you can stuff tons of kit in them, stick a pad on and they are excellent for pillions to lean on, makes them feel more secure.
Much easier to get on and off the bike than a tail pack etc etc..........
And I HATE them! They look shit and ruin the lines of any bike, rattle around, giant air brake, did I mention they look shit :lol
And on a final note, if you ever happen to pick up a bag of samples from Lyons foods in Runcorn, to be taken to a photographers in Manchester, and you put them in your top box, try to ensure the big tub of curry powder doesnt explode somewhere along the way. Your topbox will stink for quite some considerable time ;)
Once, we were couriers..........

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: What is this Rack!?
« on: 22 January 2013, 09:27:05 pm »
OH
MY
GOD!!
Is that an MEZ4 front tyre I spy?
Thought they had all been taken out and shot for crimes against motorcycling. :eek
Kill It! Now!!
Nice bike mate, but those tyres are EVIL! :lol

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