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Messages - alan09

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General / Re: Lewis Hamilton
« on: 24 November 2014, 11:05:03 pm »
How did we go from Lewis Hamilton to Scotland ditching the UK?
Lew600fazer lit VNA's fuse.

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General / Re: Poor sportsmanship
« on: 22 November 2014, 08:25:27 pm »
on the road or track Mac?
In his dreams

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General / Re: This is Brilliant
« on: 16 November 2014, 03:20:46 pm »
Faked. The first rock/brick actually flies about a foot over the first 'geniuses' head and then mysteriously vanishes and the second genius falls backwards before the second brick hits him.
Well spotted Holmes

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General / Re: Latest biker Darwin award
« on: 09 September 2014, 10:03:39 pm »
Truly, they walk amongst us!
Unfortunately they ride amongst us aswell :\

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General / Re: Liverpool Foccer 'salute'
« on: 25 August 2014, 04:36:00 pm »
a French pedestrian who had gotten dis dick out and  he ran around to give me a mouthful
LOL friendly folk those frenchmen  :rollin

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General / Amazing
« on: 22 August 2014, 06:51:20 pm »
Pictures from the past. Its amazing the difference in 70 years.
LEFT CLICK, HOLD IT AND DRAG YOUR MOUSE GENTLY FROM LEFT TO RIGHT ON THE ORIGINAL PHOTO AND IT WILL BECOME THE EXACT SAME LOCATION TODAY... DRAG IT BACK AND YOUR IN 1944 AGAIN .
I found this on another forum and thought i'd share it with you guys.
  http://interactive.guim.co.uk/embed/2014/apr/image-opacity-slider-master/index.html?ww2-dday

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General / Re: Rolf Harris
« on: 01 July 2014, 11:01:17 pm »
and yet you still hear micheal jackson records on the radio!!  strange that  ;)
Thats because Michael Jackson was never actually convicted of anything. ;)   

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The Laboratory ! / test pic
« on: 22 June 2014, 10:54:31 pm »

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The Laboratory ! / test pic
« on: 22 June 2014, 10:45:34 pm »

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General / Re: Frankie Lane - I believe
« on: 18 June 2014, 09:47:35 pm »
My mother died last year, when we went to the funeral directors he asked us what music we'd like for mums funeral. He had a directory of thousands of songs to choose from.

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General / Re: Saw this... Very good
« on: 14 June 2014, 09:00:04 pm »
Maybe it could be incorporated into the theory test somehow.

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General / Re: tailgaters
« on: 01 May 2014, 08:18:16 pm »
lol i was hidin behind a cushion watchin that i thought it was gonna end in tears :'( :'(

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General / Re: 2 headed snake, proper bonkers!
« on: 29 April 2014, 09:34:07 pm »
westminsters full of em :lol

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General / Re: Chuck Norris - He's Hard, He Is....
« on: 20 December 2013, 09:15:02 pm »
And Bruce Lee still kicked his ass :lol

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General / Re: silly season,its started
« on: 07 May 2013, 12:27:18 pm »
Aye but thats up to him really innit?
yep spot on tiberius, they say where there's no sense there's no feelin & its only gonna hurt him :'( :'( :'(   

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General / Re: Dog wee
« on: 06 March 2013, 09:42:57 pm »
They hate getting a good nostril full of white pepper with a trace of chilli pepper  :evil
 
Easy on the chilli though or they will shit themselves
yeah go for the pepper, dogs have a good sniff before they piss on anything.

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so many SMIDSY's makes you realise "but by the grace of god". But most them are just knobs, there's a right time & place for speed & the most of them wasn't it.

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General / Re: disappointed!
« on: 03 February 2013, 05:38:56 pm »
i always nod to fellow bikers, but it could  be that those who don't nod back just don't know about the bikers nod. but don't take it to heart just enjoy your ride. 

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General / Re: does it look faster?
« on: 30 January 2013, 05:17:56 pm »
ok then as we're talkin breasts :b . I bought the wife a new bra made from sheepdog fur "will it keep my tits warm " she said, i said " no but it'll round em up & point them in the right direction"  :lol
 

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General / Re: It's that time...
« on: 18 December 2012, 11:59:01 pm »
merry xmas foccers & a very happy new year but be careful out there cos " its to cold outside for angels to fly"

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Wheel size. Shock. Embarrassment
« on: 03 December 2012, 11:49:50 pm »
just out of curiosity could you put a 190 on a fazer thou, would there be any noticeable handling differences.

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General / Re: votes for prisoners
« on: 27 November 2012, 08:42:40 pm »
didnt think it would be long before some cnut played the racist card.....ok we give up

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General / Re: votes for prisoners
« on: 25 November 2012, 07:27:58 pm »
It is also truth that the worse conditions in a prison are, the worse people come out of that prison. Less likely to integrate into society..
simples init dont let the cnuts out

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General / Re: votes for prisoners
« on: 24 November 2012, 08:40:54 pm »
Prison should be prison. Your sentence should be your sentence. Simple.

Prison should be a locked room 24/7 except to shower/eat. Rest of the time, in the room, no tv, no playstation, no snooker table etc. A friend of mine did a few months in a low risk/open prison and said it was like Butlins. There was even an offy over the road they could go over to! He said when he was at Chelmsford there was less lenience, but it was still like a holiday for him.
If they want time out of their cell (Which, let's face it, isn't a cell, it's just somewhere to sleep) then make them work.

Prisoners should have basic human rights in prison. They should have no say in a community they have no part in for their duration.

If you are sentenced to 10 years, you should do 10 years. None of this parole crap. No early releases for 'good behaviour'!

I think if ^^ were the case, criminals may think a little harder about what it's like inside.

The MCTC have the right idea in Colchester. Make them sweep the roads and pick up fallen leaves. Every day. All day.
:thumbup  totally agree with you tori couldn't have put it better myself

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General / Re: Jim'll fiddle it
« on: 15 October 2012, 02:41:16 pm »
The compo word has finally raised its head, there's said to be 60 victims they'll be coming out the woodwork now there's a chance of a payout 

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