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General / Cannonball tunnel run
« on: 11 April 2014, 09:31:38 pm »

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For Sale & Wanted / Belly pan on fleebay
« on: 11 April 2014, 08:09:29 pm »

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General / End of an era
« on: 22 March 2014, 09:14:49 pm »
Tomorrow my XJR1200 is going to a new home up North :'(

I can honestly say I've had some fun times on it and during our time together it never let me down once.





Thanks for the memories.

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General / Moving to Suffolk
« on: 16 March 2014, 01:11:04 am »
Hopefully, bar a few scribbles on paper, survey etc I'll be moving from London, the smog and the traffic to the small village of Thorndon in the wilds of the Suffolk countryside.

Made an offer on this 6 bed house that's been accepted and the wheels are now set in motion.

I've always moaned about finding people that live at addresses in the countryside that have no door number, buried up some country lane. It now seems I'll soon be joining them.  :lol

Getting pretty excited about it all but the thought of moving all the stuff I have here is pretty daunting  :o

So has anyone moved recently and can recommend a good removal firm. Either in Suffolk or London?


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For Sale & Wanted / Renegade Road Legal End Can
« on: 15 March 2014, 03:45:50 pm »
House move forces sale.

Will fit 50-51mm link pipe (not supplied).

Can be yours for £30.00 + £7.50 TNT next day delivery.

The slip on is in good condition except for a small dent on back (wheel side).

This is a used item and returns will not be excepted.


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For Sale & Wanted / Blue Flame Tri Oval EVO3 End Can
« on: 15 March 2014, 03:05:50 pm »
House move forces sale.

Will fit 50-51mm link pipe (not supplied).

The end can is custom made with the logo on the top face instead of the diagonal side/down face and the blue anodising is at the other end of the can instead of at the link pipe end. This is a one off.

Slight marking where the band goes round caused by the rubber rubbing. The can has some slight scratches, the worst is about 10mm long towards end of can on the outside face, though these are not really noticeable when can is fitted. Overall the can is in very good condition and has been looked after.

The can comes with the main removable baffle for top outlet and removable blanking plug for lower outlet

New price for this item is £179.00. Can be yours for £75.00 + £7.50 TNT next day delivery.

This is a used item and returns will not be excepted.

As fitted on my Fazer





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General / Proof that Exupnut does do work on his bike...
« on: 21 February 2014, 11:40:40 pm »
 every now and then.  :lol



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General / Your medical records are about to be sold.
« on: 06 February 2014, 08:31:26 pm »
Please Sign here: http://action.sumofus.org/a/nhs-patient-corporations/2/3/?akid=3837.1302507.kPlxAW&rd=1&sub=fwd&t=1

Your medical records are about to be sold to the highest bidder.

Starting this year, private companies will be able to buy information on us from the NHS’s new universal patient database -- including everything from mental health conditions, sexually transmitted infections and diseases like cancer -- all linked to your postcode, gender and ethnicity.
We’ve all been opted into the scheme by the government without our knowledge. And the clock is ticking -- the government has said they will upload our data in a matter of just a few weeks. If we’re going to stop this, we have to act now.
Tell Jeremy Hunt and the Department of Health not to sell our medical records.
It doesn’t really get more personal than what you discuss with your doctor. They know the most personal things about us -- like whether we’ve ever been depressed, had an embarrassing infection or struggled with drug & alcohol problems.
The government claims that individuals won’t be able to be identified. However, many experts have warned that under the current plans, we could easily be singled out through simple cross-referencing of other databases -- especially if you have a rare or unusual condition. Imagine your employer finding that you might have had an abortion when you were a teenager. Or your insurance company finding out you are HIV positive. The consequences for us as individuals could be huge.
We know that when we act together, we can bring about real change. When we fought to get High Street names like River Island and Edinburgh Woollen Mill to sign up to protect Bangladeshi factory workers, we won! Now we need to step up to defend something precious -- our right to privacy.
Tell Jeremy Hunt to stop the sale of our personalised patient data to big corporations.

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General / A night out with the Stars
« on: 03 February 2014, 09:14:39 pm »
If anyone's interested.

Hosted by James Whitham and Tommy Hill.

£100 a ticket.   :eek



I've got a media pass  :lol

35
General / Man Rules
« on: 25 January 2014, 07:06:33 pm »
MAN RULES
 AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
 FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)
 WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
 NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
 THESE ARE OUR RULES!
 PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!
 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
 SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
 STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
 OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
 JUST SAY IT!
 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
 1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
 1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
 1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
 1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
 1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
 IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
 1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
 1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...
 1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
 PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
 1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
 1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..
 1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.
 1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.
 1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
 1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
 1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
 1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...
 PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...
PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

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General / Save Brighton Speed Trials
« on: 22 December 2013, 01:51:06 pm »
Following the death of my dear friend Charlotte Tagg at last years Brighton Speed Trials Brighton Council want to put an end to this historic event. This is not what Charlotte would have wanted. Please take a few moments to log in and sign this petition. If you don't wish to sign the petition please could I ask that you share on your face book or other forums. Thanks for your support.

http://www.savebrightonspeedtrials.com/



Charlotte Tagg 3rd August 1974 - 8th September 2012

37
General / Wishing....
« on: 21 December 2013, 12:20:59 pm »
Wishing all you Foccers a Very Happy Christmas.



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General / Bin Collector.
« on: 20 November 2013, 08:04:06 pm »
A REFUSE COLLECTOR IN AUSTRALIA.....A refuse collector in Australia is driving along a street picking up wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor . He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out , and in the spirit of kindness and after having a quick look for the bin , he gets out of his truck and goes to the front door and knocks, there's no answer , being a kindly and conscientious bloke ,he knocks again - a bit harder , and then harder still, enventually a Chinese man comes to the door ''Harro !'' says the Chinese man , Gidday mate! where's ya bin asks the collector . 'I bin on toiret '' explains the Chinese bloke , a bit perplexed . realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the man smiles and tries again ''no mate!where's your dustbin ?'' ''I dust been toiret I toll you !'' says the Chinese man still perplexed. listen '' says the collector your misunderstanding me . where's your 'wheelie bin?''' ''ok ok'' replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin and whispers in the collectors ear.  '' I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista !

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Events, Meets, Ride outs etc / Foccers take on Grasstrackers
« on: 19 November 2013, 08:54:01 pm »
On 30th November at Buckmore Park a team of three foccers; Mel Kitcrazy, Steeeve66, Myself, plus a friend I did National Sprint Racing with will be racing to steel the glory from 35 other kart teams, mostly Grasstrack racers. It's all for a good cause and spectators and support is welcomed. The 2 hour endurance race starts at 6:15pm.

Having raced grasstrack and karts I know the on the track action and competition will be pretty brutal with no quarter given. So if you've got nothing on why not come along and cheer us on.
The team was called Kosmic Karters but has since been changed by the organiser to Cosmic Farters.  :moon

Details are here.
https://www.facebook.com/events/691408780876398/758812597469349/?notif_t=plan_mall_activity

Cheers

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General / Foccers take on Grasstrackers
« on: 19 November 2013, 08:53:12 pm »
On 30th November at Buckmore Park a team of three foccers; Mel Kitcrazy, Steeeve66, Myself, plus a friend I did National Sprint Racing with will be racing to steel the glory from 35 other kart teams, mostly Grasstrack racers. It's all for a good cause and spectators and support is welcomed. The 2 hour endurance race starts at 6:15pm.

Having raced grasstrack and karts I know the on the track action and competition will be pretty brutal with no quarter given. So if you've got nothing on why not come along and cheer us on.
The team was called Kosmic Karters but has since been changed by the organiser to Cosmic Farters.  :moon

Details are here.
https://www.facebook.com/events/691408780876398/758812597469349/?notif_t=plan_mall_activity

Cheers

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General / Old ebay ad
« on: 08 November 2013, 08:27:09 pm »
had a laugh so thought I'd share  :lol

http://www.wehostdns.net/clio-ebay/renault_clio.html

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General / Purplebear
« on: 07 October 2013, 06:11:41 pm »
Happy Birthday Trev, if it's not already been said. And also a Happy Birthday to others that have their birthday on the same day.

Another year older and 365 days more wiser  :lol

Hope you're keeping your fixed joints well lubricated, and keeping out of trouble old boy!

Many happy returns.

KK

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General / Any German speakers in the house
« on: 05 October 2013, 08:05:14 pm »
Translate please

Hey, Mann, du siehst ja klasse aus mit...Kragen!

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General / New Bike...
« on: 11 September 2013, 06:51:07 pm »
...I built for my nine year old daughter.

Pimp my BMX.  :lol She gets it on Friday after school.

Bike was a rusty pile of shite I picked up dirt cheap from a second hand junk yard.

Frame has been polished, new pedals, bell, sadle, grips, brake levers and front brake cable, rear sprocket, wheels and graphics have been added as well as bespoke matching mud guards. The basket and tassles I nicked off her old bike.

Total cost less than £80



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General / Any taxidermists in the house
« on: 21 August 2013, 06:37:49 pm »
As the tread says.

I have a large (dead) Gold Ringed Dragonfly that I found on holiday. I'd like to frame it like thay do in museums. It's started to turn black and lose its colour. Bar painting it how do I stop it losing its colour?

Any Ideas.
 

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Sprockets and sizes
« on: 09 August 2013, 10:07:27 pm »
Has any gone up two teeth on the rear and down one teeth on the front?

If so will the standard chain length fit or will I have to add links?

Cheers

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General / BSB pics
« on: 22 July 2013, 12:17:36 am »






And Linky for more pics.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/adrianbarnard/sets/72157634734173539/

Excellent day out. Good Racing, and stunning Brolly Dollys.

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Messages for Users / Admin
« on: 19 July 2013, 09:37:33 pm »
Why am I getting this message when I try and post links from Photobucket.

It won't even let me preview the post.

Forbidden You don't have permission to access /index.php on this server.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

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The Laboratory ! / test
« on: 19 July 2013, 09:27:38 pm »
test

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