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Title: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: Fizzy Pies on 14 September 2013, 11:41:57 am
Not looking forward to it but I always new it was coming :'(
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: Buzz on 14 September 2013, 11:47:55 am
Had mine last December, I'm enjoying my sit-down wees.
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: CRH on 14 September 2013, 11:50:05 am
happened t me 18yrs ago mate!! :rolleyes ....cant remember being 40 now?
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 14 September 2013, 11:56:29 am
Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.
 
(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: CRH on 14 September 2013, 12:08:41 pm
Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.
 
(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).
....you met paul then nick?...red98?....... :D
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: Frosties on 14 September 2013, 12:10:35 pm
Not looking forward to it but I always new it was coming :'(


Don't forget to buy some nose & ear hair clippers!


More importantly, remember to look both ways before crossing a room  :lol

Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 14 September 2013, 12:21:06 pm
Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.
 
(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).
....you met paul then nick?...red98?....... :D

Uncontrollable canned laughter!!  ( ;) )
So many possible replies - "not sure, guy I met couldn't remember his own name"; "yes, we converse regularly on "Buxom Babes" forum"; "Yes, I met him when researching a book about war experiences - Boer War"...oh, the list is endless...
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: CRH on 14 September 2013, 12:28:55 pm
Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.
 
(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).
....you met paul then nick?...red98?....... :D

Uncontrollable canned laughter!!
So many possible replies - "not sure, guy I met couldn't remember his own name"; "yes, we converse regularly on "Buxom Babes" forum"; "Yes, I met him when researching a book about war experiences - Boer War"...oh, the list is endless...
.... :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin ....ps he frequents around pedigree sheep forums too"...so ade the blade informs me? :b ....think that too is age related?
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 14 September 2013, 12:33:54 pm
Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.
 
(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).
....you met paul then nick?...red98?....... :D

Uncontrollable canned laughter!!
So many possible replies - "not sure, guy I met couldn't remember his own name"; "yes, we converse regularly on "Buxom Babes" forum"; "Yes, I met him when researching a book about war experiences - Boer War"...oh, the list is endless...
.... :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin ....ps he frequents around pedigree sheep forums too"...so ade the blade informs me? :b ....think that too is age related?

Funny you should mention that - his favourite on "Buxom Babes" is called Dolly - I thought he was referring to a C&W singer...
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: CRH on 14 September 2013, 12:42:43 pm
Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.
 
(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).
....you met paul then nick?...red98?....... :D

Uncontrollable canned laughter!!
So many possible replies - "not sure, guy I met couldn't remember his own name"; "yes, we converse regularly on "Buxom Babes" forum"; "Yes, I met him when researching a book about war experiences - Boer War"...oh, the list is endless...
.... :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin ....ps he frequents around pedigree sheep forums too"...so ade the blade informs me? :b ....think that too is age related?

Funny you should mention that - his favourite on "Buxom Babes" is called Dolly - I thought he was referring to a C&W singer...
[/quote...... :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: ChristoT on 14 September 2013, 01:19:47 pm
You and Exup are OFOFs! Old Farts On Fazers!  :lol

Enjoy it while it lasts!  ;)
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: CRH on 14 September 2013, 01:24:34 pm
You and Exup are OFOFs! Old Farts On Fazers!  :lol

Enjoy it while it lasts!  ;)
....Mmmmm?.......anybody want to buy a towbar?..... :rolleyes
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 14 September 2013, 01:31:02 pm
You and Exup are OFOFs! Old Farts On Fazers!  :lol

Enjoy it while it lasts!  ;)

Note - "On Fazers"... :rollin
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: Exupnut on 14 September 2013, 01:32:05 pm
Mmmmmm......or some forks?
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: CRH on 14 September 2013, 01:35:52 pm
Mmmmmm......or some forks?
....TRIPLE...Mmmmmmm..or even a ..FAZER!!! ;)
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: red98 on 14 September 2013, 01:53:33 pm
oiiiiiiiiii.you bunch of foccers........................i heard that......pardon  :lol 
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: CRH on 14 September 2013, 01:55:40 pm
oiiiiiiiiii.you bunch of foccers........................i heard that......pardon  :lol 
.....paul?.....who,s dolly???????????? :b
Title: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: Exupnut on 14 September 2013, 02:13:34 pm
A typical roadsign in high wycombe
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/09/14/y4esy3y4.jpg)

In the fields near red's house
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 14 September 2013, 02:14:47 pm
A typical roadsign in high wycombe
([url]http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/09/14/y4esy3y4.jpg[/url])

In the fields near red's house

 
 :rollin
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: CRH on 14 September 2013, 02:18:29 pm
A typical roadsign in high wycombe
([url]http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/09/14/y4esy3y4.jpg[/url])

In the fields near red's house

 
 :rollin
.....cheers lads!! :D .....paul you got sumat t tell us boyo?....
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: richfzs on 15 September 2013, 03:03:25 pm
:rollin just goes to show, you should never assume.... :-)
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: chris.biker on 15 September 2013, 10:39:17 pm
I know how you feel Fizzy, my bike has just passed the big 40,000 miles, many of the miles added with this fine crew of Foccers. Though there was a touch of old age when it wet its self at the spring meet, but the radiator is repaired now so rolling on to the big 50.
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: red98 on 16 September 2013, 09:14:47 am
 :lol :lol :lol :lol  nice one fizzy....i always knew you passed thet milestone years ago  :rollin ........whos dolly ?.........do you want to buy a towbar ?........
Title: Re: Approaching the big 40 :(
Post by: Dead Eye on 16 September 2013, 09:34:23 am
I reckon in a month or two, mine will bit the big 90!!

... and then it will go all senile on me...