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General => General => Topic started by: simonm on 10 August 2013, 07:45:10 pm
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Lidl's tomato ketchup is actually better than Heinz !
I've been a Heinz snob for years but my independent taste survey (participants:me. I excluded the wife's vote as it wasn't the same as mine) just verified it's superiority which is stunning since it costs less than half the price. :lol
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It would appear it also has copious quantities of alcohol in it too? :lol
Thank God for the brave men and women who carry out such risky research on behalf of all of us!
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I took rum and coke with my paracetamol if that counts.
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Sometimes, browsing this forum is like some weird kind of acid trip...
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Sometimes, browsing this forum is like some weird kind of acid trip...
A am a parakeet.
Eek eek squeak sqwauk, chimapanzee.
I am a stegosaurus!!
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No, you're clearly just nuts.
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not the old 'Heinz v lidl' tomato sauce thread again! :lol
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No, you're clearly just nuts.
When you try and make someone's internet experience more surreal... :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes
The trailer thing is no troll though. Next question - spoiler or no spoiler? :lol
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Sometimes, browsing this forum is like some weird kind of acid trip...
A am a parakeet.
Eek eek squeak sqwauk, chimapanzee.
I am a stegosaurus!!
Cristo you complete Raj!!!!
That made me actually laugh or luagh the foc out loud, or lol :b
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Simonm can you please verify some more tastes please....
Im convinced that diet coke tastes just like vodka & coke so i reckon instead o drinking diet coke & going on a total whitey coz i remember my 16th birthday then i may as well pop down my local Maccy D's order a super size Big Tasty meal with a full fat Coke but add a half bottle o vodka at( or after) the checkout to make the most of a bad situation & get focced up!!!!
What dya reckon? :D
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Those squiggly patterns on the wall are far out man....look, can't you see them?
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Those squiggly patterns on the wall are far out man....look, can't you see them?
You on the sauce again Nick?
Which brand?
I wanna know which ones the most hallucinogenic please, ive checked compare the market .com but theres nowt there!
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Those squiggly patterns on the wall are far out man....look, can't you see them?
You on the sauce again Nick?
Which brand?
I wanna know which ones the most hallucinogenic please, ive checked compare the market .com but theres nowt there!
Keep looking at it real close, Noggy.....can you see it yet? Try looking away for a sec - there! See it?!!
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Those squiggly patterns on the wall are far out man....look, can't you see them?
You on the sauce again Nick?
Which brand?
I wanna know which ones the most hallucinogenic please, ive checked compare the market .com but theres nowt there!
Keep looking at it real close, Noggy.....can you see it yet? Try looking away for a sec - there! See it?!!
Yeah, man, far out. Oh wait, that's my own drool. False alarm, man...
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:lol You wanted surreal.... :lol
Bollocks, I burnt me toast! :lol
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:lol You wanted surreal.... :lol
Bollocks, I burnt me toast! :lol
Why are you telling your bollocks that youve burnt your toast, do they really care.
What are you up to with toast on your bollocks anyway :D
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:lol You wanted surreal.... :lol
Bollocks, I burnt me toast! :lol
I suppose that's better than "Toast, I burnt me bollocks"!! :rollin :rollin :rollin
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It's a kinky sex thing, don't worry about it... ;)
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It's a kinky sex thing, don't worry about it... ;)
You call Exup "Toast" then? :lol
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I've just re-read through this thread and have come to the conclusion that it might be better if I'd drunk loads of alcohol instead! :rolleyes
Simonm, pass the ketchup!
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I've just re-read through this thread and have come to the conclusion that it might be better if I'd drunk loads of alcohol instead! :rolleyes
Simonm, pass the ketchup!
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Simonm can you please verify some more tastes please....
Im convinced that diet coke tastes just like vodka & coke so i reckon instead o drinking diet coke & going on a total whitey coz i remember my 16th birthday then i may as well pop down my local Maccy D's order a super size Big Tasty meal with a full fat Coke but add a half bottle o vodka at( or after) the checkout to make the most of a bad situation & get focced up!!!!
What dya reckon? :D
A fully unbiased and independent survey based on a sample size of 1 recently found that diet Pepsi is okay too and the odd KFC Zinger burger won't do you any harm provided you don't go down the hash brown route :-P
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I have to agree somonm
I looked on google & some guy apparently accidentally snorted a hash brown...up his a hole...the result wasnt good, all that saved him was the Lidl sauce that he'd coincidentally snorted 5 minutes previous :lol
All jokes aside though....i do like lidl/aldi...any sauce..they're much the same these days....& they all make bland food taste nice......& ive suddenly put myself off them all!!!! :evil
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Hmm,maybe i shouldnt have read this thread when i was pissed up!.. :oops
The bit about not counting your wifes vote was genius though.
Legend :thumbup
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I'm just surprised that Lidl's up and down the country are not packed with bikers buying ketchup this morning.