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Title: A joke for chemists...
Post by: Grahamm on 30 October 2011, 02:26:58 pm

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20". The second one says "I'll have some H20 too".

The second man died.

Title: Re: A joke for chemists...
Post by: DryRob on 30 October 2011, 06:41:30 pm

A Hydrogen ion goes to the police to complain that he's lost an electron.
Police man: Are you sure?
Hydrogen Ion: Yes I'm positive
 
A joke teller dies...

Title: Re: A joke for chemists...
Post by: chris.biker on 30 October 2011, 07:07:14 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and an asks the price for a beer, the Barman replies '' for you no charge''

Title: Re: A joke for chemists...
Post by: Bracechenko on 30 October 2011, 08:51:28 pm

The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here"....

.....A neutrino walks into a bar

Title: Re: A joke for chemists...
Post by: jon on 31 October 2011, 05:12:28 am

Do you want to hear my joke about Sodium Hypobromite?


NaBro.