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General => General => Topic started by: demic77 on 13 April 2013, 12:01:04 am

Title: Viz
Post by: demic77 on 13 April 2013, 12:01:04 am: Who remembers this guy? Anyone got a monkey spunk Fazer? Lol
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Post by: chaz on 13 April 2013, 12:44:23 am: No sorry I don't remember that, now the "fat slags" is another thing, lol.
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Post by: Raymy on 13 April 2013, 12:54:57 am: His leopard fanny batter scooter was far cooler
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Post by: DryRob on 13 April 2013, 01:28:31 am: Think I've just put myself on a police watch list searching google for the character that asked, "to climb into your daughter's box to grow big"
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Post by: DILLIGAFF on 13 April 2013, 12:15:43 pm: I do remember Sid the Sexist fffffffffnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

and the fabulous Bacons, who can still be regularly seen on Jeremy Kyle.
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Post by: DryRob on 13 April 2013, 02:15:46 pm: I was quite partial to Raffles the gentleman thug
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Post by: nakedadder on 13 April 2013, 02:21:15 pm: And good old Buster :lol :lol

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Post by: jon on 13 April 2013, 09:29:20 pm: Top tips was my favourite. I still keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge in case anybody fancies a black coffee!
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Post by: DILLIGAFF on 14 April 2013, 12:04:16 pm: Jon :lol :rollin :rollin :lol

My favourite............

" BIRDWATCHERS. If you have any old bits of wood laying about, nail them to your trees to attract woodpeckers"

I think I was on a train in rush hour when I read that............................. got some very strange looks.
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Post by: Lawrence on 14 April 2013, 12:27:59 pm: AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to “fast wipe” whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed!
Genius tips for everyday life :D
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Post by: steeeve66 on 14 April 2013, 07:38:37 pm: Does no one remember "thieving Gypsy Bastards!"? It lasted one issue as there were so many complaints...

Fav 'top tip': "Here's a message to all you taxi drivers out there; why not pop along to your local garage and get those indicators fixed so other road users know where the f*ck you're going!"
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Post by: Exupnut on 14 April 2013, 08:13:23 pm: Postman plod miserable bastard and biffa bacon were my favourite's.
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Post by: demic77 on 14 April 2013, 09:39:39 pm: Quote from: steeeve66 on 14 April 2013, 07:38:37 pm
Does no one remember "thieving Gypsy Bastards!"? It lasted one issue as there were so many complaints...
IIRC they changed the title to "Honest Romany Folk" the issue after.. :rollin
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Post by: The Rocketeer on 14 April 2013, 10:56:40 pm: Johnny Fartpants was the best - FACT :lol
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Post by: Andy Clap on 15 April 2013, 03:26:18 pm: Prevent eggs from rolling off your worktop by placing them in a bowl or similar receptacle.
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Post by: acid drop on 15 April 2013, 07:49:21 pm: Roger Mellie and Spoilt Bastard were my favourites
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Post by: demic77 on 15 April 2013, 08:46:00 pm: Save on expensive water bills by washing with masking tape, wrap yourself in it from head to toe and simply peel off the dirt...
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Post by: DryRob on 18 April 2013, 07:51:50 pm: Quote from: Exupnut on 14 April 2013, 08:13:23 pm
Postman plod miserable bastard and biffa bacon were my favourite's.
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Postman plod delivering a letter: what's this photos do not bend? Of course they do look...