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Title: Coffee (down my shirt)
Post by: Liroka on 20 March 2013, 01:37:09 pm: I went to the shop at work for a coffee earlier and on my way back to the office I passed some people from the contact centre upstairs who were deep in conversation. I caught part of that conversation and now I have to sit in a slightly coffee stained shirt for the rest of the afternoon. :o ;)

Wifey: "...but I don't really fancy her."
Bloke: "That's OK, you don't have to look at her, just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

:rollin
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Post by: richfzs on 20 March 2013, 01:55:06 pm: Classic :lol :lol

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Post by: ChristoT on 20 March 2013, 02:35:14 pm: :eek :eek :eek
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Post by: bri h on 20 March 2013, 02:37:39 pm: Well thats put a nasty image in my head Ha Ha
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Post by: Ebme Geek on 20 March 2013, 03:28:56 pm: What do you mean "a nasty image" :evil :lol
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Post by: richfzs on 20 March 2013, 04:14:07 pm: It's nasty, but in such a good way :)

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Post by: Chris on 20 March 2013, 04:17:47 pm: HAHAHA!! Nice! :lol
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Post by: bri h on 20 March 2013, 05:21:37 pm: Like rickfzs says nasty in a goog way but then top shrinks quake at the images in my old head.
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Post by: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm: just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please :o
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Post by: bri h on 20 March 2013, 05:38:32 pm: Sorry the images in my head have taken over, i need a lie down
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Post by: Chris on 20 March 2013, 06:16:55 pm: Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please :o

Haha, can't really explain without this thread needing to be moved to the naughty corner ;)

Chris
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Post by: taylor on 20 March 2013, 07:36:44 pm: classy bird lol. got any jobs there. :lol
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Post by: Grahamm on 20 March 2013, 08:55:23 pm: Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please :o

Ask your parents... :pokefun
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Post by: ChristoT on 20 March 2013, 09:24:02 pm: Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please :o

Now, you see son, I hope you now about the birds and the bees.

Well, this case involves the birds and the birds (Literally!)
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Post by: Chris on 20 March 2013, 09:27:31 pm: and a double ended fake co.... gentleman vegetable...
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Post by: locksmith on 21 March 2013, 10:43:19 am: :useless
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Post by: Chris on 21 March 2013, 10:52:39 am: Quote from: locksmith on 21 March 2013, 10:43:19 am
:useless

:rollin
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Post by: Lazarus on 21 March 2013, 09:22:06 pm: Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please :o
oh dear . you have had a sheltered life.!!! :eek
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Post by: chaz on 22 March 2013, 09:02:56 am: I don't get it ???????????????????????????????

I understand it I just don't get it, not that I want it, lol
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Post by: taylor on 22 March 2013, 06:06:31 pm: chaz getting a bit tongue twisted there. :lol
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Post by: Raymy on 22 March 2013, 06:24:36 pm: ITS TWO WINKIES ON THE ONE STICK!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Looney tune on 22 March 2013, 10:23:03 pm: Quote from: Chris on 20 March 2013, 06:16:55 pm
Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please :o

Haha, can't really explain without this thread needing to be moved to the naughty corner ;)

Chris

? you can't say it's a double ended dildo, oops
Quote from: ChristoT on 20 March 2013, 09:24:02 pm
Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please :o

Now, you see son, I hope you now about the birds and the bees.

Well, this case involves the birds and the birds (Literally!)

Thanks for that DAD ! Birds lay eggs, bee's make honey, but I've never seen them fcuk yet.

Quote from: Lazarus on 21 March 2013, 09:22:06 pm
Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please :o
oh dear . you have had a sheltered life.!!! :eek

Well of course I have, shy is my middle name, first name Will last name Ghur :D