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Title: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-)
Post by: simonm on 13 March 2013, 11:27:30 pm
Omfg

The new Audi R8 V10 plus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpB1yR9Sz9Y#ws)
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Post by: Farjo on 13 March 2013, 11:37:52 pm
Porn??? I just see a car on a treadmill.
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Post by: simonm on 13 March 2013, 11:44:40 pm
Car porn. It's different in a twisted kinda way. That's what the wife says but I think she doesn't understand or is jealous.

It involves glowing exhausts and flames/blue/exhausty stuff. .

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Post by: ChristoT on 14 March 2013, 12:55:50 pm
Car porn. It's different in a twisted kinda way. That's what the wife says but I think she doesn't understand or is jealous.

It involves glowing exhausts and flames/blue/exhausty stuff. .

Porn involving a lady's "exhaust" and blue flames sounds very dangerous and should be checked out by a doctor!!  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Chris on 14 March 2013, 01:09:31 pm
I have just had quite a serious trouser accident....  :o
 
What a gorgeous sound! Love the little blips at the end!  8)
 
Chris
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Post by: Chillum on 14 March 2013, 05:42:18 pm
The back end like it is looks just like the batmobile (the new one) - I'd like to see them leave it like that for the road :D
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Post by: Raymy on 14 March 2013, 05:55:21 pm
The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards
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Post by: simonm on 14 March 2013, 06:03:07 pm
The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards

You are in a mardy mood today huh.
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Post by: richfzs on 14 March 2013, 06:17:12 pm
Mardy? Wait till he gets warmed up!!

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Title: Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-)
Post by: simonm on 14 March 2013, 06:29:08 pm
Mardy? Wait till he gets warmed up!!

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Warmed up? I thought this was the best he could do. To be fair it was pretty darned poor trolling
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Post by: Raymy on 14 March 2013, 06:45:48 pm
I don't troll, I abuse
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Post by: simonm on 14 March 2013, 06:47:51 pm
I don't troll, I abuse
Phoney. Whutever troll dude ;)
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Post by: Raymy on 14 March 2013, 06:56:08 pm
:lol
Ha. The n00bs are fair uppity this weather.
Go to the spring meet son. You'll see I'm no troll. Plenty will testify I'll say the same to yer face. You wanna be offended and take the internet seriously? Tough shit. Take a laugh? Good stuff

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Post by: simonm on 14 March 2013, 06:58:36 pm
:lol
Ha. The n00bs are fair uppity this weather.
Go to the spring meet son. You'll see I'm no troll. Plenty will testify I'll say the same to yer face. You wanna be offended and take the internet seriously? Tough shit. Take a laugh? Good stuff

You made me grin :-)


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Post by: Skippernick on 14 March 2013, 07:24:14 pm
I appreciate a good car, pity knob head drivers have turned Audi into the new BMW.
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Post by: Ash69 on 14 March 2013, 08:45:36 pm
hahahahaha - I just had to hook that up to the home cinema - neighbors must fuckin hate me right now  :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil
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Post by: pitternator on 15 March 2013, 07:19:43 am
ditto to skippernick..have seen several loutish incidents with very expensive audis in last 2 yrs....60k plus cars recklessly chucked about....must be bikers driving a car !
 
I still wouldnt fancy owning  such though in the UK...must be so frustrating with so much traffic on the roads, so few places where you can ever get a decent drive before being baulked by traffic.Its the main reason I gave up on fast cars. :\ ...
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Post by: simonm on 17 March 2013, 03:12:49 pm
To be fair I don't think there is much difference between the Audi's and the BMW's.  Much of a muchness regarding lack of indication and general aggressiveness.  But then i would say that, I drive my wifes Passat  ;)
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Post by: Dead Eye on 19 March 2013, 01:51:18 pm
The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards


I actually agree - makes an ok noise but the R8 is far from porn in my opinion

Now, Aston Martin on the other hand... now that is car porn! Much prefer the growl they make as well :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhVvglkBAhI&feature=player_detailpage#t=35s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhVvglkBAhI&feature=player_detailpage#t=35s)
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Post by: ponkster on 19 March 2013, 02:03:27 pm
The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards

You are in a mardy mood today huh.

 
The boy's got a point - it's a fookin audi - at least aim a bit higher for the things you can't reach - may as well lust after a posh ford focus and be done!
 
 
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Post by: simonm on 19 March 2013, 02:25:34 pm
Everyone's a critic. I show you a pretty car with flames coming out the engine and you complain it's not an Aston Martin.

I agree. I shouldn't have posted it.

My bad.
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Post by: Dead Eye on 19 March 2013, 04:37:32 pm
Haha, there's no accounting for taste ;)

The R8 is a Marmite car in my opinion. Some people absolutely love it (one of my best friends included) and others think its nothing special :P Don't be discouraged about posting ^^
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Post by: simonm on 19 March 2013, 04:39:23 pm
I don't care about the r8. It was the stonking huge and powerful engine, glowing exhaust ports and flames that worked for me.

:-P
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Post by: ponkster on 19 March 2013, 05:34:37 pm
pour toluene through your air filter with the engine running and you can get the same effect !


............. please don't just having fun at your expense  - don't be so sensitive - it's the internet - that is what its for! lol
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Post by: DryRob on 19 March 2013, 05:39:21 pm
I don't care about the r8. It was the stonking huge and powerful engine, glowing exhaust ports and flames that worked for me.

:-P

Pictures of the Titanic must really get you going then, that had massive engines  :lol
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Post by: Lawrence on 19 March 2013, 10:47:44 pm
I see your poor-mans Gallardo and raise you a real Audi :D R8 looks like a flattened TT and sound is nothing to write home about either...
 
INSANE Audi Quattro Sport S1 1000 Lakes Group B Rally (Pure Engine Sound) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDRkHXMHqFo#ws)
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Post by: Skippernick on 19 March 2013, 11:03:44 pm
I see your poor-mans Gallardo and raise you a real Audi :D R8 looks like a flattened TT and sound is nothing to write home about either...
 



God that was a proper car, they don't make them like that any more.
I had one of these. http://totallythatstupid.com/2012/11/02/next-1990-91-audi-coupe-quattro/ (http://totallythatstupid.com/2012/11/02/next-1990-91-audi-coupe-quattro/)


Sorry having trouble adding the photo.
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Post by: simonm on 20 March 2013, 03:27:08 am
I see your poor-mans Gallardo and raise you a real Audi :D R8 looks like a flattened TT and sound is nothing to write home about either...
 
INSANE Audi Quattro Sport S1 1000 Lakes Group B Rally (Pure Engine Sound) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDRkHXMHqFo#ws[/url])


Ahh, back in the days of the insane rally car being driven at its limits and the drivers limits whilst also having to do simultaneous spectator avoidance. I cannot believe there were spectators who were only happy if they got to touch or get a limb broken by a car as it went by (according to the documentary I watched).
They were fun, dangerous and insane years.
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Post by: simonm on 20 March 2013, 03:28:38 am
I raise you ken block for entertainment value...

DC SHOES: KEN BLOCK'S GYMKHANA FIVE: ULTIMATE URBAN PLAYGROUND; SAN FRANCISCO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuDN2bCIyus#ws)
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Post by: Raymy on 20 March 2013, 06:45:02 pm
A fiesta indeed
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Post by: simonm on 20 March 2013, 07:05:56 pm
A fiesta indeed
I'm sure your purple ford Scorpio is way better  :D
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Post by: Raymy on 21 March 2013, 12:48:22 am
Luxury motah
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Post by: DryRob on 21 March 2013, 04:11:01 pm
anyone count the gear changes?
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Post by: chris.biker on 21 March 2013, 04:45:50 pm
anyone count the gear changes?


SAD!  :rollin
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Post by: Ebme Geek on 21 March 2013, 05:04:56 pm
I wonder how deep these two growled  :lol
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Post by: nakedadder on 21 March 2013, 05:26:45 pm
Sounds nice, but nowhere near as nice as some of the bikes that'll be at the Spring Meet (http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php/topic,3810.0.html)  ;)
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Post by: simonm on 21 March 2013, 06:46:39 pm
anyone count the gear changes?


Not to be sad....but 6 gears.  Starts in first,then 5 up and then 5 down again.  If it was sarcasm sorry for missing the point.