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Title: Dog wee
Post by: Fuzzy on 06 March 2013, 01:45:32 pm
I chain my bike to a ground anchor in a mc bay. The problem is, usually at least a couple of times a week somebody is letting their dog piss all over the chain and lock... which means it's a really unpleasant business unlocking my bike. It really really annoys me and unfortunately I've never caught them in the act. Happens on a regular basis. >: The only consolation is that there haven't been any solids as yet so it could be worse!

Don't really want to move my bike, can't move the chain or lock because of the ground anchor..... any suggestions about what to do? Any tricks? I was thinking that there could be an "anti-dog" product that I could put on the lock but I don't know if that sort of thing exists...

Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: red98 on 06 March 2013, 01:59:17 pm
ah yes...an anti dog product.........link your bike up to a 240v power supply.lamp post might do the trick  ;)  little bastid wont do that again  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: andybesy on 06 March 2013, 02:12:38 pm
I don't think they like the smell of lemon (or citrus on general). Or is that just cats? Maybe a bottle of lemon juice sprayed all over the place?
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: richfzs on 06 March 2013, 02:15:59 pm
You'll have to give your chain etc, and the anchor, a good clean as well - the little beasts are marking their presence, if it smells of another dog, they'll keep using the area.

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Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: Dead Eye on 06 March 2013, 02:50:55 pm
ah yes...an anti dog product.........link your bike up to a 240v power supply.lamp post might do the trick  ;)  little bastid wont do that again  :lol :lol

+1 to this :D

Though potentially something could be rigged up on-board - using 12V instead to reduce the lethality to passers by?
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: JKay on 06 March 2013, 02:58:14 pm
They hate getting a good nostril full of white pepper with a trace of chilli pepper  :evil
 
Easy on the chilli though or they will shit themselves
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: bigbluebear on 06 March 2013, 03:00:54 pm
Probably best to hang around and pour a bottle of freshly prepared piss all over the dog owner when you catch them....then set both of them on fire for being found guilty of serious Fazer abuse :evil
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: red98 on 06 March 2013, 03:17:04 pm
ah yes...an anti dog product.........link your bike up to a 240v power supply.lamp post might do the trick  ;)  little bastid wont do that again  :lol :lol

+1 to this :D

Though potentially something could be rigged up on-board - using 12V instead to reduce the lethality to passers by?

 
 
12v, you pansy........was thinking 415v but risk assesement would`nt allow  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: Looney tune on 06 March 2013, 05:56:53 pm
We use lemon on any bitches that are in season (rub it on there bits) to keep the males away.
White vinegar would probably do the job once a week or if you want a professional product go onto Amazon and search 'get off' or 'get off my garden', both very good at there job.


Good luck
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: slimwilly on 06 March 2013, 06:03:08 pm
Easy, just tie a Lion to your bike, :evil
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: goldfazer on 06 March 2013, 08:03:01 pm
You've not got a Fazer thou have you? :lol
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: Fuzzy on 06 March 2013, 08:27:49 pm
Haha! Lots of good suggestions, cheers.

Electric shock treatment is tempting but I'll inevitably forget and fry myself at some point. Forgot about a disk lock once and that was painful enough.

We use lemon on any bitches that are in season (rub it on there bits)

Rub lemon juice on their bits? Sounds... stingy. Thanks for the link to the "get off" stuff.

I think I'll give the chain a good wash (has one of those fabric covers aswell... groan) and get squeezing with the lemons.... if that fails.... well, I might try some of the other suggestions!

This is all on the assumption it's a dog doing it... having met some  of the residents round here, it might well be human. Hadn't thought about that lol
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: alan09 on 06 March 2013, 09:42:57 pm
They hate getting a good nostril full of white pepper with a trace of chilli pepper  :evil
 
Easy on the chilli though or they will shit themselves
yeah go for the pepper, dogs have a good sniff before they piss on anything.
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: DILLIGAFF on 07 March 2013, 12:26:52 pm
Are you sure its dog wee?  May be cat or fox?
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: JoeRock on 07 March 2013, 01:42:05 pm
If you find the dog responsible take a piss on his chain, see how he likes it  :lol
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: Raymy on 07 March 2013, 03:22:52 pm
ah yes...an anti dog product.........link your bike up to a 240v power supply.lamp post might do the trick  ;)  little bastid wont do that again  :lol
ah yes...an anti dog product.........link your bike up to a 240v power supply.lamp post might do the trick  ;)  little bastid wont do that again  :lol :lol

+1 to this :D

Though potentially something could be rigged up on-board - using 12V instead to reduce the lethality to passers by?
+1 to this :D

Though potentially something could be rigged up on-board - using 12V instead to reduce the lethality to passers by?



Aye cos its totally the dogs fault.




How about bleach to the whole area and equipment. Then a light covering of pepper or chilli so they dont get any ideas
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: dock on 07 March 2013, 10:00:59 pm
We use lemon on any bitches that are in season (rub it on there bits) to keep the males away.

I wondered why my misses has been rubbing lemon on her bits  ;)
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: robby boy on 08 March 2013, 12:08:10 am
Maybe try putting a sign on the bike stating how very angry you are that said dog owner letting his dog piss on your chain, they might not be aware that their actions are so offensive, maybe even mention if you catch said dog you are going to rub his nose then the owners nose in said piss.

Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: Looney tune on 08 March 2013, 07:18:45 am
Maybe try putting a sign on the bike stating how very angry you are that said dog owner letting his dog piss on your chain, they might not be aware that their actions are so offensive, maybe even mention if you catch said dog you are going to rub his nose then the owners nose in said piss.


LOL, then said owner waits on you as he is 6'8" and owns a rotty  :eek . Then again it could be a pretty little thing with a poodle, maybe you could ask her to wash your link  :b .


Use renardine if it's a fox, they hate it. Don't put it on the chain tho, just round the area.
Title: Dog wee
Post by: Exupnut on 08 March 2013, 07:30:19 am
I thought renardine was banned and u cant buy it anymore.


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Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: Looney tune on 08 March 2013, 07:37:11 am
Creosote officer, I meant creosote !!  Renardine, what, never heard of it  :D
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: chris.biker on 08 March 2013, 11:43:18 pm
I thought you now had to be licensed to buy creosote?
 
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: richfzs on 09 March 2013, 12:06:16 am
I thought it was banned altogether, hey ho :-)

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Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: Will.I.Is on 09 March 2013, 08:38:12 am
I have a similar problem with dog solids in the lane behind my house, literally just behind MY HOUSE! one of the neighbours is letting their dog sh*t in the ally and not clearing it up. I will find out who it is and sling it at their house with a shovel!
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: robby boy on 09 March 2013, 11:42:01 am
I have a similar problem with dog solids in the lane behind my house, literally just behind MY HOUSE! one of the neighbours is letting their dog sh*t in the ally and not clearing it up. I will find out who it is and sling it at their house with a shovel!










It is a criminal offence not to pick up dog poo. Get some pics and threaten owner with police action, failing that pick it up on a shovel and fling it at their house :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: Rebuilt on 09 March 2013, 12:07:14 pm
We use lemon on any bitches that are in season (rub it on there bits) to keep the males away.

I wondered why my misses has been rubbing lemon on her bits  ;)

  :rollin :rollin

When you figure who the owner is wait for him or indeed his dog to approach have the bike faceing inward and give em a face full of true foccer exaust  :)
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: Raymy on 14 March 2013, 08:00:03 pm
I have a similar problem with dog solids in the lane behind my house, literally just behind MY HOUSE! one of the neighbours is letting their dog sh*t in the ally and not clearing it up. I will find out who it is and sling it at their house with a shovel!




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I have a similar problem with dog solids in the lane behind my house, literally just behind MY HOUSE! one of the neighbours is letting their dog sh*t in the ally and not clearing it up. I will find out who it is and sling it at their house with a shovel!








It is a criminal offence not to pick up dog poo. Get some pics and threaten owner with police action, failing that pick it up on a shovel and fling it at their house :rollin :rollin








It is a criminal offence not to pick up dog poo. Get some pics and threaten owner with police action, failing that pick it up on a shovel and fling it at their house :rollin :rollin



I believe it is an offence but not a criminal one. There is a penalty under section 87 and 88 of the environmental protection act but only amounts to a fine or court action to recover the fine if it isnt paid. Of course, Tiberius Onklevaart doesn't advocate providing false names when confronted by the litter enforcement teams for dropping a fag end.





Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: andydrz on 14 March 2013, 08:51:26 pm
I chain my bike to a ground anchor in a mc bay. The problem is, usually at least a couple of times a week somebody is letting their dog piss all over the chain and lock... which means it's a really unpleasant business unlocking my bike. It really really annoys me and unfortunately I've never caught them in the act. Happens on a regular basis. >: The only consolation is that there haven't been any solids as yet so it could be worse!

Don't really want to move my bike, can't move the chain or lock because of the ground anchor..... any suggestions about what to do? Any tricks? I was thinking that there could be an "anti-dog" product that I could put on the lock but I don't know if that sort of thing exists...
Why don't you just set the Fazer to 'Stun'?!    (one for the Star Trek fans out there  :D )
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: Raymy on 15 March 2013, 12:50:57 am
 set it to malky
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: taylor on 17 March 2013, 05:44:46 pm
why dont you thump the owner and piss on his dog.  :lol
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: robby boy on 17 March 2013, 08:38:49 pm









It is a criminal offence not to pick up dog poo. Get some pics and threaten owner with police action, failing that pick it up on a shovel and fling it at their house :rollin :rollin




I believe it is an offence but not a criminal one. There is a penalty under section 87 and 88 of the environmental protection act but only amounts to a fine or court action to recover the fine if it isnt paid. Of course, Tiberius Onklevaart doesn't advocate providing false names when confronted by the litter enforcement teams for dropping a fag end.















Aye you are right, maybees nae criminal, just me over exaggerating as usual. Shitting on some foccers chain should be criminal though.
Title: Re: Dog wee
Post by: demic77 on 17 March 2013, 10:00:35 pm
I know it sounds a bit lame but you could try sticking up some posters/stickers. Someone was letting their dog shite in the alley outside our back gate, sent off for some of  these,  (http://www.keepbritaintidy.org/OrderMaterials/Default.aspx?catID=85)freebies but took a while to come, stuck 'em on t'back wall, problem near enough solved, shit's now just smeared on the cobbles where they've tried to pick it up  :rolleyes