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General => General => Topic started by: locksmith on 18 February 2013, 05:07:30 pm
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Had a weekend away with the missus and stayed in a rather nice 4star hotel.
The room had great facilities. Everything from an iron and a fridge and a safe.
And under the leather chair cusion were complimentary porno books!!!!!
Pristeen copies of Razzle and Knave :lol :lol
Feckin wife wanted to take them home, not for that! but in case they thought they were hers :lol
The reson we didn't take em was in case of a car crash and the rescue services would think they were hers - stupid moo :rollin
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Quality!! :lol
Oh the lovely ladies in our lives have some crazy ideas sometimes! :angel
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just out of interest.........name of hotel :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes
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[quo :lol
The reson we didn't take em was in case of a car crash and the rescue services would think they were hers - stupid moo :rollin
Yes we routinely check for porno and make sure the occupant are wearing clean underwear before cutting them out of cars ! Lol :D
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how did you know they were there in the first place??????
justy1000
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how did you know they were there in the first place??????
justy1000
probably came across them as they searched the room for the complimentary bondage gear!
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one of them hotels ;) :biker :moon
justy1000
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It could only be you matey :woot
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yeah name the hotel!! me & mrs due a weekend break soon so depending where it is could be worth considering! :rollin :rollin
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they probably thought a mature gentleman might need some help from such publications to effect his erectile function ! :lol
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they probably thought a mature gentleman might need some help from such publications to effect his erectile function ! :lol
:rollin :rollin
Either that or they know his wife !!!!!
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:lol
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Now that is 4* service above and beyond everything you could want even if you did not know you wanted it :D
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Razzle and Knave ain't porno! FFS I would take them back to reception desk and demand copies of 40+ and Backdoor Babes! :rollin
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Razzle and Knave ain't porno! FFS I would take them back to reception desk and demand copies 40+ and Backdoor Babes! :rollin
Hahaha! :rollin
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Clearly someone wasn't expecting wiFi :lol
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how did you know they were there in the first place??????
justy1000
probably came across them :eek