Post by: Skippernick on 14 February 2013, 05:05:19 pm
Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneek up on
Oscar Pistorius.
:rollin
Post by: DryRob on 14 February 2013, 05:09:48 pm
Post by: Skippernick on 14 February 2013, 05:11:02 pm
won't have a leg to stand on in court
Ah very good. :lol
Post by: DryRob on 14 February 2013, 05:13:06 pm
Post by: Skippernick on 14 February 2013, 05:16:26 pm
Post by: jon on 14 February 2013, 06:02:06 pm
Post by: bigbluebear on 14 February 2013, 06:28:05 pm
Was he drunk???.........
Absolutely fucking legless
Post by: Lazarus on 14 February 2013, 06:54:05 pm
Post by: adeejaysdelight on 14 February 2013, 07:13:06 pm
Post by: bigbluebear on 14 February 2013, 08:36:53 pm
A young woman is dead and up and coming athlete life is in ruins and people are already making jokes about it......its prosthetic....I mean pathetic
It must have been dark.....he could not see two feet in front of him
Being well armed more than made up for it
Shocking news from South Africa....white man arrested for murder
New evidence found that could acquit Pistorius.....footprints
If you ask me to stump fuck you on more time I'll fucking kill you
Post by: Raymy on 14 February 2013, 11:05:47 pm
Post by: Lawrence on 15 February 2013, 12:01:00 am
Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentine's Day after shooting a load into his girlfriend's face whilst imagining she was someone else?:rollin That's going round work tomorrow :lol :lol
Post by: Buzz on 15 February 2013, 10:11:33 am
"Neighbours reported seeing him 100m away 11.5 seconds after hearing the initial gunshots"
1 that I made up...
"Not the kind of 'pump action' she was hoping for on Valentine's day."
I laughed anyway :lol
Post by: Raymy on 15 February 2013, 11:14:51 am
Post by: DryRob on 15 February 2013, 11:17:45 am
Post by: Raymy on 15 February 2013, 04:35:30 pm
Sawn off legs and a pistol
Post by: evesdad on 15 February 2013, 05:16:23 pm
Post by: imax on 21 February 2013, 01:03:06 pm
Post by: Looney tune on 21 February 2013, 05:03:13 pm
Brilliant :rollin :rollin :rollin
Post by: richfzs on 21 February 2013, 05:13:54 pm
Post by: Chillum on 21 February 2013, 06:37:09 pm
the cricket bat defence