Fazer Owners Club - Unofficial
General => General => Topic started by: chris.biker on 20 October 2011, 10:28:25 pm
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A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.
One day, he spots a speck on the horizon.
He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship".
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat".
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft".
Then, out of the surf emerges a gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wetsuit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years!" he says.
She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! That is good!"
Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zip that runs down the front of her wetsuit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"
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Ye gods, I heard Ronnie Corbett telling that one about 25 years ago!
(Except the punchline was "Do you want to play around?" to which the reply was "Have you got a set of golf clubs in there too?!")
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Ha ha, I like your ending better Grahamm and I can remember some of your jokes in the past so you're starting to redeem yourself (just!) :b