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General => General => Topic started by: Aegis Bearing Mel on 16 November 2012, 12:33:56 pm

Title: Spam attack!
Post by: Aegis Bearing Mel on 16 November 2012, 12:33:56 pm

Okay folks, me emails is going batshit crazy today with new members, 50 so far today, and they all seem determined to spam us with pish.
My work pc is keech so I can't delete then until I get home, haven't figured out how to do it via Tapatalk yet.
(Just figured it out so report away!)
If you find any can you report it via the report this post to mods link so I can get rid of them please?
Cheers.

Aegis

Title: Re: Spam attack!
Post by: MarchRide on 16 November 2012, 01:29:56 pm

And in English?  :moon :nana :kiss
 
Andy, must be beer o'clock soon.  :woot

Title: Re: Spam attack!
Post by: Raymy on 16 November 2012, 02:36:32 pm

Where is the planet spam? And why are they attacking? Do they have a water shortage? Of all the resources we have, I thought water would be safe from spam. Mustard would be more reasonable. If its brown sauce, I say surrender. Brown sauce is the work of Satan and should be banished to the planet spam immediately

Title: Re: Spam attack!
Post by: Aegis Bearing Mel on 16 November 2012, 05:06:45 pm

FFS Raymy, you sure your Scottish?
Nothing beats a wee scoosh of broon on yer roll 'n lorne!

Next you'll be telling me you prefer salad cream over Mayonnaise!
Pfft!
:rollin

Title: Re: Spam attack!
Post by: Farjo on 16 November 2012, 05:38:05 pm

Attn: English people.

What ho chaps. I say we're getting rather a lot of johnny foreigners joining up with the sole intention of posting spam and to be honest it's all getting rather irritating.

What would be spiffing is if you could, upon spotting a spam message, click the "Report to moderator" link. Then when Aegis (one of the scots fellows but not too uncivilised) myself or OMF can jolly well delete the wretched thing.

Toodle pip!

Title: Re: Spam attack!
Post by: Raymy on 16 November 2012, 06:48:47 pm

whit?

Title: Re: Spam attack!
Post by: nakedadder on 16 November 2012, 09:27:19 pm

Que?

Title: Re: Spam attack!
Post by: robby boy on 17 November 2012, 12:08:08 am

Is this the kind of stuff you are getting. :rollin :rollin          http://youtu.be/zjqZ0aIAgFM (http://youtu.be/zjqZ0aIAgFM)

Title: Re: Spam attack!
Post by: Robbie8666 on 19 November 2012, 03:56:13 pm

Mr. Bun: Morning. Waitress:Morning. Mr. Bun: What have you got, then? Waitress: Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.  Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam in it? Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got MUCH spam in it. Mrs. Bun: I don't want ANY spam. Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it! Mr. Bun: Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam. Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage, without the spam. Waitress: Uuuuuuggggh!

Title: Re: Spam attack!
Post by: Farjo on 19 November 2012, 06:28:14 pm

We changed the settings and that seems to have stopped it for now.