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Title: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Poodyboy on 29 September 2012, 04:49:49 pm
Deposit down on a new bike.  Booyakasha!
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Hodge on 29 September 2012, 06:08:15 pm
Well done Sally.
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Jacko on 29 September 2012, 06:15:32 pm
What you getting Sally?
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Poodyboy on 29 September 2012, 06:25:15 pm
Well, Sally's done a bad thing, a terrible bad thing.


You want the truth?..


You can't handle the truth.
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Farjo on 29 September 2012, 06:44:50 pm
You got a Herley!!!
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Poodyboy on 29 September 2012, 06:56:00 pm
Put down a deposit on an HP4... got me one of these


(http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/4231/bmwhp412.jpg)


I am getting SO much snatch now!
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Farjo on 29 September 2012, 07:09:42 pm
I'd never heard of it. But now I've read this: http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-08/03/bmw-2013-hp4 (http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-08/03/bmw-2013-hp4) I want one too :) Looks well cool. Is there a long waiting list?
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Poodyboy on 29 September 2012, 07:23:15 pm
They aren't out yet, and there's hardly any details out yet; price not known (thought to be around £16-£18k, but don't know - that's a real bum-clencher for the deposit I'll tell you), spec not yet fully know - even the dealerships don't know yet), can't get any idea of insurance as they can't quote yet. yada yada yada.

They're only supposedly making 1,000 worldwide; 150 coming to the UK.  1 coming to me. :eek

Actually test rode an S1000rr, the first time I'll see my own bike is probably the day I pick it up (although might actually go to this years NEC show to see one).

The base version is total warp-speed nuts.  Thankfully, I'm knocking on the door of 40 now, so I've learned sufficient self restraint.  Surely just a coincidence about the "lose your licence" post
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Farjo on 29 September 2012, 09:28:11 pm
Blimey :eek
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 September 2012, 09:38:39 pm
You better not tell your mrs your getting loads of snatch or your nuts will be on the block!
Title: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Poodyboy on 29 September 2012, 11:16:02 pm
Ahhh.... So I haven't spoken to you in years and you threaten my testicles.

You want me. Sexually.
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 30 September 2012, 07:41:28 am
I meant she may not understand :pokefun
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: locksmith on 30 September 2012, 12:32:42 pm
Nah he wants you sexually  :eek
 
Feck me poody, you had a windfall or something? buying a bike that aint out yet and you don't know how much they are  8)
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Farjo on 30 September 2012, 03:15:50 pm
:agree I'm building a bike. You can put a £5,000 deposit on that if you like :)
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: smithfz on 30 September 2012, 06:52:48 pm
Nice one
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Poodyboy on 30 September 2012, 07:59:44 pm
Locky... I've been pimping my arse out.  A lot, no really, a lot.  I'm sore, and left with a flatulence problem (I'm told the technical term is flappy ring)

The world has changed since last I was this way.  Have two little boys, my own company, moved to a village near Canterbury, become funny; you'd be amazed.  Still skint mind, but I saw it and became a dribbling moron (alright, more of a dribbling moron).  Then I test rode it's little brother, and I was hooked.

And Frazer, how much carbon is there on this bike you mention.  Always a sucker for a special edition :thumbup
 
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: bikerboys on 30 September 2012, 09:36:22 pm
Locky... I've been pimping my arse out.  A lot, no really, a lot.  I'm sore, and left with a flatulence problem (I'm told the technical term is flappy ring)
 :rollin :rollin :rollin now that's some funny shit

Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Farjo on 30 September 2012, 10:40:27 pm
And Frazer, how much carbon is there on this bike you mention.  Always a sucker for a special edition :thumbup
Oh it's very 'special' but as for carbon, well the spec isn't as yet available to the general plebs public. We are, however, accepting deposits :deal
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: GringoRojo on 01 October 2012, 04:11:22 pm
I've been pimping my arse out.  A lot, no really, a lot.  I'm sore, and left with a flatulence problem (I'm told the technical term is flappy ring)
for those that have met you, that's a very scary image. thanks.
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: headgonekneedown on 03 October 2012, 09:30:54 pm
Is this the marco cimonchelli memorial bike ?
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: headgonekneedown on 03 October 2012, 09:34:13 pm
ooops  simoncelli
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: Poodyboy on 05 October 2012, 10:44:24 am
No, not a Marco special (the only one of those I know of was the one-off Honda did for his dad following the crash).


BMW have done a couple of these before (the HP2).  They are limited run High Performance versions of existing models (as if a 193bhp litre bike needed more work to gain the label "high performance).  Think M Series BMW for bikes.  They are effectively building 1000 of them to qualify them for use in the German superbike series.


Comes with all the fancy bits you could throw at it - electronic active suspension (never been on bikes before, monitors suspensions and makes any changes to keep it at peak performance god knows how many times per second), full titanium Akraprovic system, race brakes, lightweight race wheels, launch control, Race ABS, Race Traction Control, etc etc.


plus heated grips and a trip computer...yay!


Balistic Sex on 2 wheels.


And got the price confirmed yesterday, 'bout £17k (plus cost of tracker).

Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 October 2012, 10:46:19 am
£17K for insurance but what about the cost of the bike? :pokefun
Title: Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
Post by: locksmith on 05 October 2012, 03:25:17 pm
You're going to have to show me when you get it poody, I'll wear baggy trousers to hide the stiffy.