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Title: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: MadDogMcQ on 10 July 2012, 10:41:29 pm
The wife left me with the task of filling in the Kennel Club Registration Form for the litter of puppies my Boxer dog recently had. It's bloody hard thinking of fancy-dan names, so I thought "bugger this" and named each pup after a bike-racer  :lol


She'll kill me when the certificates arrive  :rollin
 

Title: Re: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: richfzs on 10 July 2012, 10:47:17 pm
Tax man will probably not be best pleased either, as surely a dog named "Nitro Nori Haga" will struggle to reach the same price as "Insert fancy-dan name here", to those who care about such nonsense as kennel club pedigrees?
Title: Re: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: CRH on 10 July 2012, 10:49:10 pm
R.I.P.....madDog!!!!.....yes i think u fkd up a bit my son?? :rolleyes
Title: Re: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: MadDogMcQ on 10 July 2012, 10:56:38 pm
Quote from: richfzs on 10 July 2012, 10:47:17 pm
.... to those who care about such nonsense as kennel club pedigrees....


Most buyers of pedigree dogs do care about such nonsense, so it's a no-brainer if you wish to sell your pups for a good price. There are, however, exceptions to all rules and one of the buyers didn't give a rat's ass so his wasn't registered - hence the five names, but six pups.
Title: Re: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: richfzs on 10 July 2012, 11:18:54 pm
Quote from: MadDogMcQ on 10 July 2012, 10:56:38 pm
Most buyers of pedigree dogs do care about such nonsense,

Well yes, of course they do, that was my point - you've potentially done yourself out of funds :wall :wall
Title: Re: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: MadDogMcQ on 10 July 2012, 11:20:56 pm
Sorry Rich, the pups are already sold. You get to name them after. The new owners get no say in the KC naming - they just get a surprise  :lol
Title: Re: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: richfzs on 10 July 2012, 11:23:47 pm
Seriously? Thats fucked up!  :rollin

But, are you not still damaging future sales prospects, assuming the pooch has another litter?

"Don't buy from that guy, his names are weird!!"
Title: Re: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: MadDogMcQ on 10 July 2012, 11:30:37 pm
Honestly Rich, after everything that I went through for 8 weeks (hand-rearing 6 puppies cos mum got eclampsia), I bloody deserve to call them what I like  :lol
 
And I won't be subjecting poor Ruby to that again - she's being spayed. We only mated her because she's such a fantastic natured girl and we thought it was the right thing to do to let her have one litter before spaying. BIG mistake. She now has a heart murmur and we have a £1500 vet bill.
 
Title: Re: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: Looney tune on 10 July 2012, 11:31:37 pm
If only you had named them after BOXERS eh !!!!
 
When One of mine have a litter ( when I need a young one ) I let the new owners choose there pedigree name and then I register them with my affix first. If I have a potential new owner who doesn't give a rats arse they don't get a pup, simples.
Title: Re: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: MadDogMcQ on 10 July 2012, 11:34:51 pm
Quote from: Looney tune on 10 July 2012, 11:31:37 pm
If only you had named them after BOXERS eh !!!!
That would have been much too vulgar  :lol
Title: Re: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: Looney tune on 10 July 2012, 11:39:36 pm
 :rollin  whats wrong with Calvin !
 
Good on you for hand rearing them, not easy.
 
Title: Re: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: Tori on 11 July 2012, 02:36:49 pm
Hilarious! I think it's genius! :lol
Title: Re: Wife's Gonna Kill Me!
Post by: Bitfik on 11 July 2012, 05:07:27 pm
So pleased that the late great Joey Dunlop was honoured.


That one will be the fastest but most laid back pup in history!