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Title: Friday Funny
Post by: Grahamm on 29 June 2012, 01:56:34 pm

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

Teacher: Where the f*ck do you get seven from?!?!?

Johnny: Because I've already got a f**kin' cat at home!!!

Title: Re: Friday Funny
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 29 June 2012, 02:37:44 pm

:thumbup

Title: Re: Friday Funny
Post by: chilly on 29 June 2012, 03:22:27 pm

 :rollin :rollin :rollin

Title: Re: Friday Funny
Post by: robby boy on 29 June 2012, 05:26:06 pm

 :thumbup thats brightened a dull Friday. :rollin

Title: Re: Friday Funny
Post by: Buzz on 29 June 2012, 05:36:53 pm

Here are the 2 things that made me spit tea over my keyboard today


"Bush & Clinton" — A Bad Lip Reading Soundbite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpVJ4AuXDK0#ws)


and


rain dalek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF6tlSR8MSM#)


 :rollin