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Title: Itch
Post by: BIG MAC on 30 May 2012, 05:41:07 pm
Scottish Midges -vs- English b457ard1ng mossies.....discuss...
 
(Lumps on legs look like bliddy suppurating golf balls)
 
 :wall
Title: Re: Itch
Post by: Aegis Bearing Mel on 30 May 2012, 08:19:53 pm
Do your legs not look like that anyway?
:pokefun
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Post by: BIG MAC on 30 May 2012, 09:01:37 pm
No I think you may be getting confused with my spuds
 
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Post by: Aegis Bearing Mel on 30 May 2012, 09:07:10 pm
Your spuds are blighted??
We know what happens with that, don't we?
:rollin
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Post by: SEPTIKANGEL on 30 May 2012, 09:51:23 pm
Scottish Midgies?? :D
English Mossies??? :lol
Try these Egyptian blighters!!   :eek   My poor missus got eaten alive a couple of years ago.
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh294/septikangel/EGYPT/EGYPT067.jpg)
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Post by: Looney tune on 30 May 2012, 11:35:03 pm
 :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek  Bloody hell, they sure did. But why did they leave her leg ?!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: eiderrider on 30 May 2012, 11:40:21 pm
Avon skin so soft, works a treat seems to be especially effective on scotties.
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Post by: BIG MAC on 30 May 2012, 11:52:37 pm
doesn't seem to bother the flipping Eng Mossies
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Post by: Gingernutz on 31 May 2012, 12:13:25 am
Had a weird one at the weekend. Rolling up to a roundabout at maybe 30 I opened my visor half an inch - half a second later a fly went into my left eye and I made an effeminate noise - I had to stop anyway so opened my lid and rubbed my eye with a gloves hand. The pain went and I could see so off I went. Two days later I was in the shower and noticed my eye was stinging , rubbed it and a very gunked up fly came out eughhhh
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Post by: Chillum on 31 May 2012, 10:55:37 am
Quote from: Gingernutz on 31 May 2012, 12:13:25 am
Had a weird one at the weekend. Rolling up to a roundabout at maybe 30 I opened my visor half an inch - half a second later a fly went into my left eye and I made an effeminate noise - I had to stop anyway so opened my lid and rubbed my eye with a gloves hand. The pain went and I could see so off I went. Two days later I was in the shower and noticed my eye was stinging , rubbed it and a very gunked up fly came out eughhhh

Blech! I could have done without that just before lunch!

That leg looks like they laid eggs in there, not just had a nibble! Horrible bloody things.
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Post by: bigralphie on 31 May 2012, 12:15:04 pm
didnt know we had mossie,s in engerlund ?
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Post by: BIG MAC on 31 May 2012, 12:17:06 pm
Yarrp and evil little getts they are too
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Post by: GringoRojo on 31 May 2012, 02:56:57 pm
its the female ones that bite you know.
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Post by: JZS 600 on 31 May 2012, 07:09:31 pm
Got bit by a clegg up near Stirling once...
 
I thought to my self, just before the incident, oh my! what a large strange looking flying type thing that's landed on my arm. Then BAM! it was like a f-ing rottweiler!
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Post by: dolau on 31 May 2012, 07:48:17 pm
Definately the Scottish ones are worse than English- they ate us alive when we were up there last- we were filling up with fuel with our visors down and sweating buckets  :b