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Title: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: richfzs on 17 May 2012, 08:36:57 pm

Another "too nice to be true" rock star has let himself down - Mick Hucknell has been arrested for shagging a rabbit. When he was interviewed about his crime he just said that he'd been "Holding back the ears" and that "Bunny was too tight to mention"...

I'll get me coat...

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: snapper on 18 May 2012, 09:47:21 am

 :rollin

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: clayt74 on 18 May 2012, 10:08:32 am

 :rollin :rollin :rollin
 
I went into the post office this morning and asked the girl behind the counter if she did stationary?
she replied i do to start with but then i go at it like a rabbit  :lol

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: Slaninar on 18 May 2012, 11:35:55 am

 :rollin

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: bigbluebear on 18 May 2012, 12:50:14 pm

I agreed to go to a fancy dress party with my mate as a pair of breasts...he didn't turn up and I was left looking like a right tit

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: Raymy on 18 May 2012, 01:15:16 pm

Taxis are being called

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: cy8rm4n on 19 May 2012, 09:59:51 am

 Still haven't stopped laughing from Hucknall being described as a rock star yet.

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: Looney tune on 19 May 2012, 10:33:18 am

I was thrown out the local swimming pool for pissing in the pool, nearly fell in when the cnut blew the whistle and shouted at me !!

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: CRH on 19 May 2012, 11:01:26 am

similiar problem here!!! lifegaurd cought me ...perving at a woman in a bikini!!!!!! next thing i knew? me bikini was torn off n i was thrown out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: paul1606 on 19 May 2012, 02:53:30 pm

Decided to get a tattoo of a few rabbits on my bald patch............................ from a distance they look like hares

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: Dave48 on 19 May 2012, 03:13:29 pm

Hare today..Gone Tomorrow! :lol

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: CRH on 19 May 2012, 05:45:40 pm

Qu,  is pubic hare"...bugs bunnies brother????????????? :rolleyes

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: Ben Diesel on 20 May 2012, 08:49:27 pm

http://www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight (http://www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight)
 
http://www.rathergood.com/holding (http://www.rathergood.com/holding)

Title: Re: Another blow for the blue rinse brigade...
Post by: Gaz73 on 20 May 2012, 09:26:10 pm

Brilliant lol