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Title: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: Val on 03 May 2018, 12:18:59 am
Tory MP with ruptured anus during tradional tory power stance routine  (https://cdn.bcf.44bytes.net/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif)  (https://cdn.bcf.44bytes.net/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif)  (https://cdn.bcf.44bytes.net/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif)
 
 http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/tory-mp-james-duddridge-rushed-to-hospital-with-ruptured-anus-after-power-stance-goes-wrong/ (http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/tory-mp-james-duddridge-rushed-to-hospital-with-ruptured-anus-after-power-stance-goes-wrong/)
Title: Re: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: celticdog on 03 May 2018, 07:39:31 am
There's more to this story methinks! I'm no medic but I can't see how standing like that would rupture your anus.
Maybe there's bum banditry involved, he looks like a bit of an 'Otter'. Oh well, each to their own. 
Title: Re: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: Dudeofrude on 03 May 2018, 07:54:02 am
How is standing like a pissed mincer considered powerful??

I'm from Southend and to be honest if he stood in the middle of the town centre like that I would have thought he would have been stabbed before he was raped, it must have changed round there haha
Title: Re: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: Fazerider on 03 May 2018, 08:21:38 am
Well, if it's on the internet it must be true.   :rollin
Title: Re: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: mtread on 03 May 2018, 10:45:25 am
Southend News Network is always the first place I go to for news :)


http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/thousands-of-ukip-voters-take-own-crayons-to-polling-stations-over-vote-tampering-fears/ (http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/thousands-of-ukip-voters-take-own-crayons-to-polling-stations-over-vote-tampering-fears/)
Title: Re: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: Grahamm on 03 May 2018, 12:22:54 pm
Tory MP with ruptured anus during tradional tory power stance routine

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln
Title: Re: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: YamFazFan on 03 May 2018, 01:27:55 pm
There's more to this story methinks!

Yes it's a spoof from a spoof website.

A left leaning one I suspect judging by a quick glance at it, so it's bound to be full of rubbish.
Title: Re: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: focced_off on 03 May 2018, 04:29:59 pm
When you rake in an MP's salary, you'd probably be happy to stand there and smile and lose a little dignity in these PR stunts... prior to jumping back in your luxury Jag just around the corner, for the next fun appointment.
Title: Re: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: YamFazFan on 03 May 2018, 05:11:52 pm

prior to jumping back in your luxury Jag just around the corner, for the next fun appointment.


Or even 2 Jags maybe? ;)
Title: Re: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: mtread on 03 May 2018, 06:28:43 pm
Quote
A left leaning one I suspect judging by a quick glance at it, so it's bound to be full of rubbish.[/quote]
That's because they find it so easy to take the piss out of the right wing  :D
Title: Re: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: YamFazFan on 03 May 2018, 07:04:05 pm
Yep nothing wrong with taking the pee, although labour are notoriously thin skinned when it's the other way round.

It's all the hate that comes from the left that I find distasteful.


Title: Re: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: darrsi on 04 May 2018, 06:12:14 am
Yep nothing wrong with taking the pee, although labour are notoriously thin skinned when it's the other way round.

It's all the hate that comes from the left that I find distasteful.


There's nothing thin about Dianne Abbott's skin.  :lol
Title: Re: Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views
Post by: darrsi on 04 May 2018, 06:31:03 am
Tory MP with ruptured anus during tradional tory power stance routine  ([url]https://cdn.bcf.44bytes.net/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/url])  ([url]https://cdn.bcf.44bytes.net/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/url])  ([url]https://cdn.bcf.44bytes.net/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/url])
 
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