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Title: Thought I would mention that
Post by: Kenbob on 20 December 2017, 04:22:22 pm
I’M FARTING LIKE A TROOPER! :eek
Title: Re: Thought I would mention that
Post by: Skippernick on 20 December 2017, 05:18:55 pm
Been on the sprouts already?
Title: Re: Thought I would mention that
Post by: celticbiker on 20 December 2017, 06:15:35 pm
Thanks for that.
Title: Re: Thought I would mention that
Post by: tommyardin on 20 December 2017, 09:05:44 pm
Thanks for that.


Is there special way that Troopers fart then

Title: Re: Thought I would mention that
Post by: HarryHornby on 21 December 2017, 06:52:49 am
Come on then, gis a tune......... Parp!
Title: Re: Thought I would mention that
Post by: mtread on 21 December 2017, 10:21:08 am
As long as you're not Trooping The Colour, you should be OK.....


Apologies for that  :(
Title: Re: Thought I would mention that
Post by: Robbie8666 on 21 December 2017, 10:22:09 am
been drinking Trooper from Robinsons brewery?
Title: Re: Thought I would mention that
Post by: celticbiker on 21 December 2017, 02:24:00 pm
Yet some of these.
www.myshreddies.com/about (http://www.myshreddies.com/about)
Title: Re: Thought I would mention that
Post by: tommyardin on 21 December 2017, 05:15:52 pm
Yeah! Like I'm going to believe the Shreddies Pants work, you would be better off shoving a K&N filter up your arse.  :eek
Title: Re: Thought I would mention that
Post by: Kenbob on 22 December 2017, 04:40:25 pm
Carbon in your underpants, wouldn’t it turn your cock black.
Title: Re: Thought I would mention that
Post by: celticbiker on 22 December 2017, 06:54:59 pm
No more than the weights I hang from it 😲
Title: Re: Thought I would mention that
Post by: tommyardin on 22 December 2017, 06:55:34 pm
What do you mean TURN it black !
I might be an Afro Caribbean and already have a black one.


Please no one say that is a racist comment, cos it ain't.


Reminds me of a joke though:


White guy in a public loo taking a wee and a Jamaican guy comes at in and stands at the next urinal (I hate that word URINAL I can almost smell piss when I hear it) the white guy being a nosy twat peeps over the divider and looks at the Jamaican guy and says 'Now that's a coincidence I have the name WENDY tattooed on my cock just like you do' the Jamaican guy says it does not say 'WENDY' when I get excited its says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice Day'  :eek