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Title: X factor secret is out
Post by: midden on 19 August 2016, 12:02:00 pm
I'll be  watching the  X factor  auditions  this year for the fuckin idiot song

It's a right hand turn fuckin idiot
It's a right hand turn you're a fuckin idiot
just jumped a red light fuckin idiot
Title: Re: X factor secret is out
Post by: slappy on 19 August 2016, 02:26:20 pm
No secret that the X factor is shite and only watched by retards, as I keep reminding my wife, daughter and  older granddaughters as I dissappear into the garage.
Title: Re: X factor secret is out
Post by: midden on 19 August 2016, 04:49:46 pm
 :rollin  :finger  :rollin
Title: Re: X factor secret is out
Post by: Streetbudgie on 19 August 2016, 07:26:30 pm
Quote from: midden on 19 August 2016, 12:02:00 pm
I'll be  watching the  X factor  auditions  this year for the fuckin idiot song

It's a right hand turn fuckin idiot
It's a right hand turn you're a fuckin idiot
just jumped a red light fuckin idiot

You wrote the song, you perform it.

You'll fit right in.

I haven't watched X Factor since the first series when I worked out after the first show it is for children and morons .

Enjoy the next series buddy.  :lol
Title: Re: X factor secret is out
Post by: midden on 19 August 2016, 07:48:20 pm
 :'(  :'( oh you're so hurtful  :pokefun
Title: Re: X factor secret is out
Post by: taylor on 19 August 2016, 10:41:39 pm
 shit,
Title: Re: X factor secret is out
Post by: celticdog on 31 August 2016, 10:43:44 pm

Quote from: taylor on 19 August 2016, 10:41:39 pm
shit,

 :lol Didn't 'Britain's sweetheart' Cheryl Cole once beat up an elderly black lady who was working in a nightclub toilet? You can't win nowadays unless you've a good back story- my parents died of cancer last year my children are terminally ill and I used to be homeless type of thing . . . maybe I'm a tad cynical? Otherwise it's a GREAT SHOW  :D
Title: Re: X factor secret is out
Post by: locksmith on 01 September 2016, 09:55:17 am
Quote from: celticdog on 31 August 2016, 10:43:44 pm

 :lol Didn't 'Britain's sweetheart' Cheryl Cole once beat up an elderly black lady who was working in a nightclub toilet? You can't win nowadays unless you've a good back story- my parents died of cancer last year my children are terminally ill and I used to be homeless type of thing . . . maybe I'm a tad cynical? Otherwise it's a GREAT SHOW  :D


You sir are an ideal candidate to get Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team in to give you a new house!
Title: Re: X factor secret is out
Post by: celticdog on 01 September 2016, 09:44:46 pm
Quote from: locksmith on 01 September 2016, 09:55:17 am
Quote from: celticdog on 31 August 2016, 10:43:44 pm

 :lol Didn't 'Britain's sweetheart' Cheryl Cole once beat up an elderly black lady who was working in a nightclub toilet? You can't win nowadays unless you've a good back story- my parents died of cancer last year my children are terminally ill and I used to be homeless type of thing . . . maybe I'm a tad cynical? Otherwise it's a GREAT SHOW  :D


You sir are an ideal candidate to get Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team in to give you a new house!



 :lol  I'm well up for that, as long as I don't have to poison the dog or summat for a back story, Nick Knowles- didn't he used to play snooker? :pokefun