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Title: Bernie Ecclestone
Post by: locksmith on 01 August 2016, 01:58:13 pm
How can a man be 18 years older than his Mother-in-Law?


Glad she's ok but if I got the ransom call about my M-i-L, pay up or she dies, mmm............................................ :lol
Title: Re: Bernie Ecclestone
Post by: dazza on 01 August 2016, 02:42:24 pm
I had my ex-mother-in-law knock on my door last night with two suitcases in her hands.
She said "Do you mind if I stay here for a couple of days"
I said "Not at all, if you need anything just knock" :D
Title: Re: Bernie Ecclestone
Post by: slappy on 01 August 2016, 02:43:38 pm
How can a man be 18 years older than his Mother-in-Law?


Glad she's ok but if I got the ransom call about my M-i-L, pay up or she dies, mmm............................................ :lol

Cos he is foccing stupidly rich, amazingly that makes you attractive to very young women no matter what you look like.
Title: Re: Bernie Ecclestone
Post by: locksmith on 01 August 2016, 03:57:55 pm
With his looks good job he's rich!
Title: Re: Bernie Ecclestone
Post by: celticdog on 01 August 2016, 04:07:54 pm
With his looks good job he's rich!
. . . Or he could have hugely over developed genetalia
Title: Re: Bernie Ecclestone
Post by: robbo on 01 August 2016, 04:12:37 pm
And may also be able to lick his eyebrows.
Title: Re: Bernie Ecclestone
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 01 August 2016, 06:09:11 pm
And may also be able to lick his eyebrows.

I thought everyone could do that :pokefun
Title: Re: Bernie Ecclestone
Post by: lew600fazer on 01 August 2016, 11:41:24 pm
Come on Lads give Bernie a break, his wife is obviously very much in love with him, concerning the mother inlaw. I reckon Bernie set that up as she was likely as not gobbing off at him. Decided to teach her a lesson,  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Bernie Ecclestone
Post by: darrsi on 02 August 2016, 06:59:51 am
His own helicopter pilot is one of 3 people nicked for the abduction.
I can feel a future film coming on!
Title: Re: Bernie Ecclestone
Post by: Exupnut on 02 August 2016, 10:15:35 am
.....only if he can negotiate the deal