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Title: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: celticdog on 20 April 2016, 07:57:34 am
This is shocking!


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36088194 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36088194)

What's going to happen to my 'internet porn night'??? Tuesdays will never be the same.
Who'd have though it's a health hazard, surely it relieves stress, lowers blood pressure etc.  :lol
Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: noggythenog on 20 April 2016, 01:38:36 pm
Nobody wants to reply incase they are found out for being Wankers!!!!




















oh shit! :b
Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: joebloggs on 20 April 2016, 04:31:19 pm
Considering several people die wanking every year porn must be good for a cardio vascular work out, well unless you have a weak heart

Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: Frosties on 20 April 2016, 05:43:40 pm
I had to give up wanking due to passing out each time - apparently there isn't enough blood for both of us  :'(
Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: clayt74 on 20 April 2016, 05:45:46 pm
It'd only bad for your health if the misses catches you!!!!!!

I wanted to take an idea to dragons den for a foam attachment for laptop screen n base  that would prevent smashing ya cock between them when you suddenly shut the lid to close a porn site!!!! Lol
Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: Val on 20 April 2016, 08:06:35 pm
This is from guys that say the last prophet was called Moroni  :lol

My dog is wanking on a daily basis and its very strong and healthy bastid  :)

Having said that I remember an old motto saying:

Sun, air, onanism - get a healty organism!
Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: noggythenog on 20 April 2016, 08:11:56 pm
This is slowly turning into a thread about who i can trust on foc-u




The rest of them probably too busy banging one out to get involved :lol
Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: Grahamm on 20 April 2016, 10:40:21 pm
This is shocking!

Ah, more of the idiots who think that because *they* don't like something *we* shouldn't be allowed to see it...
Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: mr self destruct on 21 April 2016, 06:37:55 am
Hazardous to your health? What a load of bollocks. I've been watching it since I was a  kid and my right arm's like Hellboy's.
Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: HarryHornby on 21 April 2016, 06:43:02 am
They do have a bit of a point, it is far to accessible to all (including children).


It was far more exciting when I was young and had to get my porn fix by finding porn mags in hedgerows!
Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: celticdog on 21 April 2016, 07:21:41 am
They do have a bit of a point, it is far to accessible to all (including children).


It was far more exciting when I was young and had to get my porn fix by finding porn mags in hedgerows!


. . . So that's where I left that copy of Fiesta all those years ago!  :lol
Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: joebloggs on 21 April 2016, 09:51:25 am
They do have a bit of a point, it is far to accessible to all (including children).


It was far more exciting when I was young and had to get my porn fix by finding porn mags in hedgerows!

The thought of picking up a discarded jiz mag doesn't appeal...................
Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: taylor on 21 April 2016, 07:37:49 pm
no wacking one of for me after recent events,   I have been cilalis on prescription, < Viagra>  the only stiffy I am getting is a stiff back.  :eek   crack em of lads .
Title: Re: P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently
Post by: joebloggs on 21 April 2016, 07:53:08 pm
no wacking one of for me after recent events,   I have been cilalis on prescription, < Viagra>  the only stiffy I am getting is a stiff back.  :eek   crack em of lads .

We have a lad at work who's a little backward, someone sold him some him three viagra and the idiot took them all and went off for a crafty one, except of course his wood wouldn't go away, poor lad made it bleed before it finally wore off lol