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Bikes, Hints'n'Tips => FZS600 Fazer => Topic started by: ReflexiveBeef on 06 March 2016, 10:47:43 pm

Title: New guy
Post by: ReflexiveBeef on 06 March 2016, 10:47:43 pm
Hey I thought I'd just introduce myself as a new foc-er on here. Off to pick up my baby next week, a 1998 FZS600. Can't wait! ;D glad there's a lively forum here to help me find my feet & join in on a bit of random banter. Roll on the nice weather!
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: Frosties on 06 March 2016, 10:58:59 pm
Cracking choice of bike there fella - shame about the colour  ;)


In all my years this is honestly the best bike forum going for info, help and banter. Your Fazer will change soon if it's standard  :lol


Welcome to the world of Fazer  :thumbup
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: unfazed on 07 March 2016, 07:57:00 am
Welcome to the forum, nice clean machine, hope you have plenty of fun on it  :thumbup
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: taylor on 07 March 2016, 09:04:35 am
welcome mate nice looking bike,  red is faster, ;)
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: Gnasher on 07 March 2016, 09:21:27 am
Hey I thought I'd just introduce myself as a new foc-er on here. Off to pick up my baby next week, a 1998 FZS600. Can't wait! ;D glad there's a lively forum here to help me find my feet & join in on a bit of random banter. Roll on the nice weather!


Welcome but here's some banter, read the site this should be in "Intorductions"   :pokefun :pokefun start as you mean to go on  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: ReflexiveBeef on 07 March 2016, 09:46:00 am
Oops :( I'm quite new to forums and has yet to pick up the etiquette. Well thanks for going easy on me XD Ill go do my homework now...
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: Frosties on 07 March 2016, 12:22:54 pm
Oops :( I'm quite new to forums and has have yet to pick up the etiquette. Well thanks for going easy on me XD Ill go do my homework now...


Fixed that for you fella  :thumbup :lol
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: Dave48 on 07 March 2016, 03:16:52 pm
Welcome & nice looking Fazer ( albeit one of the slower black ones!).  Enjoy bike & forum. :lol
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: andybesy on 07 March 2016, 04:00:44 pm
Welcome :)
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: Punkstig on 07 March 2016, 04:02:03 pm
Etiquette on a bike forum?
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: stevie-g1968 on 07 March 2016, 08:00:20 pm
 :agree  cant spell it.... just take the piss and be prepared to have the piss taken... :thumbup
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: fazersharp on 07 March 2016, 09:22:34 pm
Nice colour and Year, but I would say that wouldn't I
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: tommyardin on 10 April 2016, 09:36:07 am
welcome mate nice looking bike,  red is faster, ;)


What a load of bollocks! it's a known fact that the red ones are the slowest that's why there are a number of old farts on here with red ones. Red on the traffic lights means STOP and that is the state of nearly all red fazers, static or very very close to stationary. Now SILVER ones are the bees knees they are defo the fastest  :lol
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: darrsi on 10 April 2016, 10:29:02 am
All this chat about which colour is fastest, why has it never been put to the test?


I feel a duel coming on.  :2guns
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: unfazed on 10 April 2016, 10:58:14 am
Take no notice of Tommy,  his alzheimer's is worse in the mornings, by late evening he reverts to normal (well his version of normal  :evil ) and knows that black is the stealth machine, red is the fastest.  :lol :lol and silver is just silver. :eek
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: Neon Knight on 10 April 2016, 04:32:38 pm
I don't know if any of you guys have actually noticed that in fact red just seems faster, black is more sexy and stealthy but silver is defo the sharper and quicker of the old box eye bastards. Can't comment on the fox eye 600's "colour-speed" ratios as I have never owned one (After a box eye it seems like a step backwards).  :lol Strange tho is the fact that silver gen 1's are not so fast, it seems that with the bigger brothers then blue is by far the faster hue, I am talking of course about the earlier galaxy blue and not the awful dull midnight blue that appeared just before the gen 1's were replaced by inferior machines.  :b
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: tommyardin on 10 April 2016, 05:00:17 pm
All this chat about which colour is fastest, why has it never been put to the test?


I feel a duel coming on.  :2guns
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: tommyardin on 10 April 2016, 05:04:09 pm
The above MP3 makes a great ringtone for your phone
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: unfazed on 10 April 2016, 05:55:56 pm
Up Hampshire way, all is fine until you hear the Banjo playing and a pig queal, :sex then you will be safer on a red fazer as it will get you the hell out of there a lot faster.  :lol
Called "Ham"pshire for a reason :rollin
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: gerkin on 10 April 2016, 06:06:17 pm
Cracking choice of bike there fella - shame about the colour  ;)


In all my years this is honestly the best bike forum going for info, help and banter. Your Fazer will change soon if it's standard  :lol


Welcome to the world of Fazer  :thumbup
Its the best colour
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: taylor on 10 April 2016, 09:02:15 pm
i got a silver, STATIC CARAVAN,  the clue is in the static bit. :lol
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: tommyardin on 10 April 2016, 09:13:47 pm
i got a silver, STATIC CARAVAN,  the clue is in the static bit. :lol


I agree that the silver Fazer FZS600 Foxeye is static, but the Silver Fazer is static electricity, you don't see it coming, you don't see it going ,but you certainly know it when you caught by it. :foc [size=78%] lol[/size]
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: tommyardin on 10 April 2016, 09:16:53 pm
Hey Reflex you may or may not have noticed that there is an awful lot of piss taking goes on in here.
Welcome to the club I'm still a bit of newbie still myself.  :lol :sun
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: tommyardin on 10 April 2016, 09:56:07 pm
Why Oh Why! would you want any other colour? :lol
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: unfazed on 10 April 2016, 10:03:15 pm
Why Oh Why! would you want any other colour? :lol

To go places  :lol
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: Frosties on 10 April 2016, 11:18:51 pm
Tommy - i've warned you about putting up pics of your feckin clean as fook, mint silver (best colour tho) bike whilst the rest of us ride bikes covered in shite. 2 rattle cans of Barbie Pink going into the top box - if I see you out then the bike gets it  :2fingers
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: tommyardin on 10 April 2016, 11:40:04 pm
He He He touche.  :lol
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: ReflexiveBeef on 14 April 2016, 04:03:07 pm
Haha I just looked back at this thread, loving it!  :rollin Well I have to agree with most of you guys, boxeye has to be faster, before Yamaha started caring more about its eyelashes, and of course black is fastest, ask Batman or Knight Rider!  :lol
Already got myself a hagon shock & looking to get some braided hose, top box & a grunty can for waking up sleepy Birmingham drivers. Anyway what a welcome!  :b
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: ReflexiveBeef on 14 April 2016, 04:15:55 pm
BTW, who can tell me how to add the number of bikes I own to my profile on the left?
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: darrsi on 14 April 2016, 04:58:29 pm
BTW, who can tell me how to add the number of bikes I own to my profile on the left?

Click on your name > modify profile > forum profile
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: ReflexiveBeef on 15 April 2016, 10:51:42 am
BTW, who can tell me how to add the number of bikes I own to my profile on the left?

Click on your name > modify profile > forum profile
Think I'm being dumb, but I can't see the place in 'forum profile' to put in the little bike logos that everyone seems to have on their profiles...
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: taylor on 15 April 2016, 02:00:35 pm
never mind what coulour tommy,  the paving is a bit high on that air brick under your patio doors. ;)
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: dublet on 15 April 2016, 09:03:06 pm
 :stop :crazy :grumble the best colour is clearly blue.  :2guns :smash
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: Billy:) on 16 April 2016, 01:33:31 am
Silvers fastest. Take notice of the silver surfer.  He's rapid...
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: HarryHornby on 16 April 2016, 10:40:09 am
:stop :crazy :grumble the best colour is clearly blue.  :2guns :smash


Oh Bless.......
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: Frosties on 16 April 2016, 10:58:29 am
Silvers fastest. Take notice of the silver surfer.  He's rapid...


Good call sir.....in addition the colour of a bullet as we all know is blue, errr no red, errr no black..............oh yeah FECKIN SILVER!! Defence rests m'lord  :lol
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: Jules-C on 16 April 2016, 11:27:03 am
Gold ones are clearly too quick for you to have even noticed them
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: Billy:) on 16 April 2016, 12:05:42 pm
Yes! Silver FTW
Title: Re: New guy
Post by: unfazed on 16 April 2016, 02:20:17 pm
And no one ever saw a red one they are way to fast  :rollin