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Title: laptop help
Post by: devilsyam on 04 February 2016, 07:19:38 pm

last nite i left my laptop open and the cat has slept on it

the result all my desktop icons have gone and only thing on there is the recycle bin which is 2" square

tried everything i no so HELP

windows 8

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: Cellarman on 04 February 2016, 07:28:43 pm

Right click, view, show desktop icons, would be the first thing I would try

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: chaz on 04 February 2016, 08:04:23 pm

have you taken the battery out to reboot it?

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: Woodzey80 on 04 February 2016, 08:05:32 pm

Cat piss !!! Boot it up tha ass

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: chaz on 04 February 2016, 08:06:46 pm

and get some wire and wire it direct into the mains,            the cat not the laptop.

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: mickvp on 04 February 2016, 08:44:22 pm

if you have a trackpad, try pinching to zoom out like you do with your mobile. if you have a mouse you can plug in you can hold down CTRL and scroll the mouse wheel as well to zoom them back out.

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: fazersharp on 04 February 2016, 08:54:10 pm

Get the mouse and throw it as far as you can and hopefully the cat will run after it

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: taylor on 04 February 2016, 09:06:06 pm

that's great lol.  you just made my night you could of at least broke it by downloading some porn ore something like that. :rollin

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: fazersharp on 04 February 2016, 09:27:21 pm

Quote from: taylor on 04 February 2016, 09:06:06 pm

that's great lol.  you just made my night you could of at least broke it by downloading some porn ore something like that. :rollin

NO NO you dummy it was having pussy on it that foced it up in the first place

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: maddog04 on 05 February 2016, 10:21:39 am

the cat has ate them.........wait til the cat goes for a dump and shits the icons out.........pick them up and do a Dynamo and chuck them at the computer and lo and behold they'll be back on the screen .......MAGIC!!!!!!! :D





failing that, try a system restore to the day before it happened

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 February 2016, 10:40:55 am

Upgrade to Windows 10

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 February 2016, 10:41:21 am

or try pressing Windows & M keys at the same time.

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: maddog04 on 05 February 2016, 11:05:54 am

Windows 10....now there's a thought..................aaghh fuck that!!!!!

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: alan sherman on 05 February 2016, 12:24:56 pm

Sounds like the cat has managed to switch on the magnify option.  I guess windows M is the keyboard shortcut to switch it off? 

Anyone else accidentally pressed cntl alt and arrow keys and ended up with the screen rotated?

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 February 2016, 12:36:01 pm

:agree. Not accidentally, but used to do it to people who pissed us off at work.

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: devilsyam on 06 February 2016, 08:14:50 am

thxs alan that sorted it

Title: Re: laptop help
Post by: darrsi on 06 February 2016, 08:55:51 am

Quote from: alan sherman on 05 February 2016, 12:24:56 pm

Sounds like the cat has managed to switch on the magnify option.  I guess windows M is the keyboard shortcut to switch it off? 

Anyone else accidentally pressed cntl alt and arrow keys and ended up with the screen rotated?

Now why did you go and tell me that, i'm gonna have to have some fun on Monday now.  :evil :lol