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Title: Same names, different site?
Post by: The Rocketeer on 09 August 2011, 12:13:34 pm
Could be fun  :evil
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: The Rocketeer on 09 August 2011, 12:14:09 pm
‎3 men with speech impediments are in therapy. Therapist is blonde, petite & she's fit . She says "If u can tell me where you live without stuttering I'll suck your cock." First one stammers "BBBBirmingham" next one stammers "MMMManchester." The 3rd one Paddy, stands up composes himself & says "London". She gets his cock out & gives him the best blow job he's ever had, as he cums he sighs....... "ddddderry!\a7QQ
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: The Rocketeer on 09 August 2011, 12:28:41 pm
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: The Rocketeer on 09 August 2011, 12:46:31 pm
I got a phone call from a mate last night. He had just got back from a day out in Sydney and told me that whilst there he'd acquired a brand new top of the range camera absolutely free.
I asked ''Where did you get that?'' He said, ''I met a very nice family from Japan whilst I was looking at the Opera House and was just passing the time of day with them.
After a few minutes I was about to go when the male member of the family asked me if I would mind taking a photograph of them and handed me his camera. They lined up as a group and were all smiling at the camera.
Just as I was about to click the button I shouted to them 'WAVE!' and they all rushed past me and I never saw them again...
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Farjo on 09 August 2011, 03:50:54 pm
I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
:rollin :rollin :rollin

Are you reverting to your old name then?
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: The Rocketeer on 09 August 2011, 04:40:52 pm
C'est possible, haven't got the Rocket any more.
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: The Rocketeer on 09 August 2011, 04:42:36 pm
Bit quiet here though..... where's Timmy?
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Farjo on 09 August 2011, 06:05:48 pm
Bit quiet because we haven't moved over yet, still trying to get people to come over to get used to the place.

Dunno where Timmy is :(
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Username on 11 August 2011, 02:57:40 pm
Where's BIG MAC?
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Andrew on 11 August 2011, 05:38:07 pm
Where's BIG MAC?

Mcdonalds
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: bigralphie on 19 August 2011, 02:18:07 pm
OK the big dogs are here lol
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Tori on 19 August 2011, 06:08:27 pm
I'm here! :) I'm a cbt wobbler again though :( and my post count is back to square one. I saw the post on the old site, is this something that should of changed automatically? Or something that's being worked on?
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Looney tune on 20 August 2011, 09:20:53 am
Bit quiet here though..... where's Timmy?

Not been on the other site for a while either, hope he's ok !
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Farjo on 20 August 2011, 09:32:10 am
Hi Looney just noticed you were in the chatroom - no ignoring you just away from the PC at the time. As for MarchRide he has recently posted in Introductions on this board :)
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Oldgit on 20 August 2011, 08:18:06 pm
My mate said he was screwing this girl and her twin, I said you lucky *unt, How do you tell them apart, he said her brother has a moustashe.--da da
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Farjo on 20 August 2011, 08:48:24 pm
And there's me hoping for a higher standard here :lol
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Pepy27 on 22 August 2011, 12:47:22 pm
Still using me old moniker....
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Pepy27 on 22 August 2011, 12:48:15 pm
What happened to my post count transfering over.....
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Farjo on 22 August 2011, 01:36:47 pm
It's in production and will happen when we actually switch over.

Good to see you :)
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Pepy27 on 22 August 2011, 06:38:03 pm
Cool, wouldn't want to have to post another couple of thousand crap posts to catch up again..... :lol
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: helen on 25 August 2011, 09:32:36 pm
Apparently Greece is no longer exporting humous and taramasalata............................
 
................................it's a double dip recession   :rollin
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Farjo on 26 August 2011, 04:06:49 am
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Farjo on 26 August 2011, 05:24:41 am
They've started to riot in Ireland. They looted an Argos store last night and still standing at collection point C.
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: RedClive on 26 August 2011, 09:00:14 pm
I want to see what a post looks like ....


It's Clive by the way (cbbcars) ..... different name becuase cbbcars was daft.  RedClive is just as daft I guess.
Title: Re: Same names, different site?
Post by: Farjo on 27 August 2011, 01:51:08 am
Clive, in answer to your message, everyone's postcount etc will be transferred over when we officially switch over to this site.