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General => General => Topic started by: The Rocketeer on 09 August 2011, 12:13:34 pm
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Could be fun :evil
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3 men with speech impediments are in therapy. Therapist is blonde, petite & she's fit . She says "If u can tell me where you live without stuttering I'll suck your cock." First one stammers "BBBBirmingham" next one stammers "MMMManchester." The 3rd one Paddy, stands up composes himself & says "London". She gets his cock out & gives him the best blow job he's ever had, as he cums he sighs....... "ddddderry!\a7QQ
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Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
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I got a phone call from a mate last night. He had just got back from a day out in Sydney and told me that whilst there he'd acquired a brand new top of the range camera absolutely free.
I asked ''Where did you get that?'' He said, ''I met a very nice family from Japan whilst I was looking at the Opera House and was just passing the time of day with them.
After a few minutes I was about to go when the male member of the family asked me if I would mind taking a photograph of them and handed me his camera. They lined up as a group and were all smiling at the camera.
Just as I was about to click the button I shouted to them 'WAVE!' and they all rushed past me and I never saw them again...
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I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Are you reverting to your old name then?
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C'est possible, haven't got the Rocket any more.
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Bit quiet here though..... where's Timmy?
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Bit quiet because we haven't moved over yet, still trying to get people to come over to get used to the place.
Dunno where Timmy is :(
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Where's BIG MAC?
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Where's BIG MAC?
Mcdonalds
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OK the big dogs are here lol
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I'm here! :) I'm a cbt wobbler again though :( and my post count is back to square one. I saw the post on the old site, is this something that should of changed automatically? Or something that's being worked on?
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Bit quiet here though..... where's Timmy?
Not been on the other site for a while either, hope he's ok !
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Hi Looney just noticed you were in the chatroom - no ignoring you just away from the PC at the time. As for MarchRide he has recently posted in Introductions on this board :)
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My mate said he was screwing this girl and her twin, I said you lucky *unt, How do you tell them apart, he said her brother has a moustashe.--da da
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And there's me hoping for a higher standard here :lol
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Still using me old moniker....
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What happened to my post count transfering over.....
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It's in production and will happen when we actually switch over.
Good to see you :)
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Cool, wouldn't want to have to post another couple of thousand crap posts to catch up again..... :lol
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Apparently Greece is no longer exporting humous and taramasalata............................
................................it's a double dip recession :rollin
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:lol :lol
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They've started to riot in Ireland. They looted an Argos store last night and still standing at collection point C.
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I want to see what a post looks like ....
It's Clive by the way (cbbcars) ..... different name becuase cbbcars was daft. RedClive is just as daft I guess.
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Clive, in answer to your message, everyone's postcount etc will be transferred over when we officially switch over to this site.