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Title: give me your best pigsty jokes...the whole world and Lib-dems are laughing too
Post by: Val on 23 September 2015, 12:29:43 pm
Ok guys here we go:

I've never been more pleased to be a vegetarian.
 
 — Tim Farron (@timfarron)
 
 (http://www.therevcounter.co.uk/images/smilies/wink.gif)
 
 There may be truffles ahead...
 
 David Hameron
 
 
 Fifty Shades of Pork..coming summer 2016...directed by Kermit the Frog.

(http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/201539/tWITTER_620x311.jpg)
Title: Re: give me your best pigsty jokes...the whole world and Lib-dems are laughing too
Post by: darrsi on 23 September 2015, 01:21:27 pm
Who is David Cameron's favourite jockey?






Molester Piggott.
Title: Re: give me your best pigsty jokes...the whole world and Lib-dems are laughing too
Post by: joebloggs on 23 September 2015, 07:24:27 pm
Little girl is sitting on a park bench stroking her dog when a vicar sits next to her and starts a conversation
Your a pretty little girl, whats your name. Asks the Vicar
Rosemary. Replies she replies
Oh thats lovely, says the Vicar, where did your name come from.
The little girl responds. When I was in my mumies tummy a rose petal landed on her tummy so they decided to call me Rosemary Oh thats such a sweet story says the vicar. And your doggie, whats his name
Piggy replies the little girl
And why do you call him Piggy the Vicar inquires
The little girl says Because he fucks pigs
Title: Re: give me your best pigsty jokes...the whole world and Lib-dems are laughing too
Post by: chaz on 23 September 2015, 09:26:45 pm
I stuck up for you today, someone said you wasn't fit to live with pigs, but I told them you were.
Title: Re: give me your best pigsty jokes...the whole world and Lib-dems are laughing too
Post by: mickvp on 23 September 2015, 09:31:21 pm
I heard the Tories are to launch a vote of no Baconfidence in David Hameron :lol
Title: Re: give me your best pigsty jokes...the whole world and Lib-dems are laughing too
Post by: DILLIGAFF on 24 September 2015, 03:57:27 pm
A Rabbi and a catholic priest are sharing a carriage on a long rail trip. They strike up a conversation and eventually the Rabbi asks the priest if he has ever broken his vows and had sex. He confides that he has and asks if the Rabbi ever ate pork. The Rabbi blushes and says yes. There follows a long awkward silence and finally the priest says...............




"It was better than pork"
Title: Re: give me your best pigsty jokes...the whole world and Lib-dems are laughing too
Post by: pilninggas on 24 September 2015, 09:01:52 pm
The Libdems are laughing; all six of them too, by all accounts.