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Title: Fancy a leek ?
Post by: slimwilly on 31 August 2015, 06:10:50 pm
I just called by my dad's , he is a fanatical veg gardener,he specialises in show specimen veg,,he gave me three leeks to take home

Here they are alongside one of our 4 year old lodgers for size comparison

Title: Re: Fancy a leek ?
Post by: taylor on 03 September 2015, 08:01:54 pm
send them to twickenham , co wru, :lol
Title: Re: Fancy a leek ?
Post by: Skippernick on 03 September 2015, 08:19:37 pm
Bog off we would liquidize them. ;)
Title: Re: Fancy a leek ?
Post by: noggythenog on 03 September 2015, 08:24:52 pm
Do you not have tape measures in Leominster  :lol
Title: Re: Fancy a leek ?
Post by: sinto on 04 September 2015, 07:57:27 pm
Being Scottish, I'm unfamiliar with those green and white things, what is it you do with them? :lol
Title: Re: Fancy a leek ?
Post by: slimwilly on 04 September 2015, 08:25:43 pm
Our normal custom is to knock the dirt off then wait for a Welshman (even of Scottish origen) to cross the border and shove it up their arse. Just to the green bits,,not all the way.
Title: Re: Fancy a leek ?
Post by: noggythenog on 04 September 2015, 08:32:46 pm
The only thing more leaky than slims plumbing is........his leeks :lol
Title: Re: Fancy a leek ?
Post by: slimwilly on 04 September 2015, 08:43:30 pm
Well do you think he would believe me if I wrote we chop them up and cook them with a creamy chesse sauce on them and eat um ?
Title: Re: Fancy a leek ?
Post by: noggythenog on 04 September 2015, 08:53:09 pm
Well do you think he would believe me if I wrote we chop them up and cook them with a creamy chesse sauce on them and eat um ?


Good strapline for the side of the van :lol
Title: Re: Fancy a leek ?
Post by: sinto on 04 September 2015, 09:27:47 pm
Our normal custom is to knock the dirt off then wait for a Welshman (even of Scottish origen) to cross the border and shove it up their arse. Just to the green bits,,not all the way.
:rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Fancy a leek ?
Post by: sinto on 04 September 2015, 09:28:21 pm
Well do you think he would believe me if I wrote we chop them up and cook them with a creamy chesse sauce on them and eat um ?
Nope, I wouldn't believe that slim :)