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Title: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: HarryHornby on 16 July 2015, 09:52:29 pm
OK guys, I'm gonna have a go at cupid.


My wife's best mate needs a decent chap in her life, so as a last resort I thought I would try here  :rollin


She's 35 (too young for Red) 5' 7"
Size 10, Cracking bangers
rides a 125, but hey, she's a biker. Rides in all weathers, commutes into London.
Got a good financial job in the City
Lives near Sun in the Sands (Black Heath sort of way)
Likes a drink
Enjoys a good laugh  :whip
Enjoys travel
Great cook
We think she's easy going, certainly not a bunny boiler, genuine nice girl, just keeps meeting twats.
Pref looking for someone 30 to 45 (Sorry Dazza). And no short men, pref taller than 5' 7" (and she adds she knows how tall that is so no blagging it LOL)


Come on guys, apply here via PM  if interested.  I'm fully expecting some piss taking, I've even got the popcorn ready LOL


 :lurk
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: downey on 16 July 2015, 10:06:46 pm
ha ha good on ya mate but  :useless cant we all have a leer at this cracker that isnt a bunny boiler  :lol ,,does such a woman really exist ,,and is she willing to travel  :lol
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: HarryHornby on 16 July 2015, 10:10:10 pm
Happy to PM a pic to anyone at least half genuine!  :)   You wouldn't be disappointed!


Ireland is a bit far Downey, sorry dude.
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: dazza on 16 July 2015, 10:21:39 pm
She's too old and tall for me anyway Harry, unless she takes it up the chuffa, then tell her to prepare for the walk of shame :lol
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: HarryHornby on 16 July 2015, 10:24:32 pm
She's too old and tall for me anyway Harry, unless she takes it up the chuffa, then tell her to prepare for the walk of shame :lol


Now there are some things that I can't divulge, Dazza! LOL
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: noggythenog on 16 July 2015, 11:08:36 pm
Good thread Harry & i hope some lucky foccer gets happy........& balls deep


Not meaning to go on my London high horse again.......but what the foc is it with that place at the mo....can they not talk or are they just all knobjockeys when they do talk because none of them are actually from London in the first place.


If only i hadnt married dolly............baaaa aa a a!!!
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: fazersharp on 16 July 2015, 11:16:12 pm
Rides in all weathers,



Well that's me out then  :\
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: Frosties on 16 July 2015, 11:37:20 pm
Rides in all weathers,



Well that's me out then  :\

Err, I was thinking of riding as in Al Fresco  :lol
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: celticdog on 17 July 2015, 12:01:28 am

Size 10, Cracking bangers


 :woot wow! she makes her own fireworks?
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: Val on 17 July 2015, 12:29:25 am
Sounds great like perfect match for me. I am nice, tall, handsome and very modest foccer obviously  :lol

Unfortunately I am married  :'(

Is there any chance she is up for adoption? We already have two boxer dogs  :lol

Not sure the missus would agree though...if I bring her home too.
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: HarryHornby on 17 July 2015, 07:03:17 am
Good thread Harry & i hope some lucky foccer gets happy........& balls deep


Not meaning to go on my London high horse again.......but what the foc is it with that place at the mo....can they not talk or are they just all knobjockeys when they do talk because none of them are actually from London in the first place.


If only i hadnt married dolly............baaaa aa a a!!!


She spent far too long (several years) with a chap who kept promising he would move in with her and take the next step, it took her years to twig that nothing was going to change.  She dumped him last year and since then, despite going out with friends and meeting blokes or meeting them through online dating they are either after just one thing (she's done all that but now wants a relationship), they lie about their age, height or looks, or they are rather vague and I suppose occasional, the sort where work always gets in the way and they can't see her on a regular basis.  We think this is code for I've got about 3 of you on the go and "work" is one of the other girls.


She's had attention from guys at work but they are either really not her type or married.


Sounds great like perfect match for me. I am nice, tall, handsome and very modest foccer obviously  :lol

Unfortunately I am married  :'(

Is there any chance she is up for adoption? We already have two boxer dogs  :lol

Not sure the missus would agree though...if I bring her home too.


I'll ask her Val, worth a shot.  Have you asked the wife yet? ha ha
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: darrsi on 17 July 2015, 07:27:54 am
"...they lie about their age, height or looks..."

How awful, women would never do that.......if you ignore the high heels, make-up, and lies about their age.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 July 2015, 07:36:48 am
She could always try and make an old man happy, I have one foot in the grave and have a few bob!!!!
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: His Dudeness on 17 July 2015, 08:54:26 am
She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right  :lol
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 17 July 2015, 09:42:55 am
Harry, if she is that good, get some pics up here and give her one yourself :pokefun

Your Mrs wont mind as you are helping her friend out.
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: HarryHornby on 17 July 2015, 01:33:10 pm
I have suggested a 3some, or even just the two of them while I film but apparently that ain't gonna happen..... what a spoil sport my wife is!  :(
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: dazza on 17 July 2015, 01:37:18 pm
There is so much joy in this thread already but c'mon we want pics.
 
Otherwise we will just have to speculate and use our imaginations.....................And you know what that means..... :lol
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 July 2015, 02:07:10 pm
She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right  :lol

Hi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!!  as one of those is supposed to be useful.  :eek
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: Dead Eye on 17 July 2015, 02:21:19 pm
Another thread perfectly suited to the foccer crowd haha

Where's Exup, I'm sure he'd take one for the team ;)
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: clayt74 on 17 July 2015, 03:34:45 pm
There is so much joy in this thread already but c'mon we want pics.
 
Otherwise we will just have to speculate and use our imaginations.....................And you know what that means..... :lol

Oi Dazza,  where did you get a pic of my Mrs from!!!
As I said on another post I'm due an upgrade :)
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: His Dudeness on 17 July 2015, 04:00:35 pm
She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right  :lol

Hi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!!  as one of those is supposed to be useful.  :eek

Only joking with ya!
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: pilninggas on 17 July 2015, 04:59:58 pm
She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right  :lol

Hi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!!  as one of those is supposed to be useful.  :eek

Only joking with ya!

#topbantz

Harry's wife's mate sounds like a catch btw....
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: dazza on 17 July 2015, 05:05:23 pm
Hmm, if it sounds too good to be true
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: HarryHornby on 17 July 2015, 06:45:49 pm
Shit Dazza, you stalking our wives??????? where the foc did you get a pic of my Mrs????


#So focing glad she don't look at this site!  :rollin


Now, other than me and Punk who are youngsters, surely someone on here has a Son, Grandson, great grandson that's looking for love......  ;)
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: red98 on 17 July 2015, 07:20:12 pm
OK guys, I'm gonna have a go at cupid.

She's 35 (too young for Red) 5' 7"








mmmmmmm no, 35  is good for me  ;).....pass no my details I think I might be able to help out   :D


Oi....harry numbnuts.....you forgot to put the price, how much we talking about and can I pay by card ?..........





 
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 July 2015, 07:20:22 pm
She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right  :lol

Hi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!!  as one of those is supposed to be useful.  :eek

Only joking with ya!
I know , but I am a miserable moaning twat, my mrs has just told me that!!! thing is why has she put up with me for 34 years, we should run a poll , who wishes the wife would feckoff . If mine goes I would head for Guatamala, can live there for about 200$ a week wall to wall fanny, now were did I keep them wee blue pills and me passport.
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: slappy on 17 July 2015, 08:03:44 pm
Sod the fanny and blue pills in Guatamala, as long as my mrs left and promised not to ever come back I would be quite happy here.
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: lew600fazer on 17 July 2015, 09:50:47 pm
yes but the weather and the fanny is better there
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: midden on 17 July 2015, 10:05:17 pm
Never one to blow my own trumpet but just as I pucker up, I read I'm just off the age limit.   Shame she's on my way home too     :'(
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: Razgruff on 17 July 2015, 10:38:35 pm
I'm 51 and a twat :smokin
guess that's why I always get the bunny boilers  :2guns
Title: Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella
Post by: YamFazFan on 18 July 2015, 09:05:26 am
Rides in all weathers,



Well that's me out then  :\

+1 :sun

Not too sure that I would meet the height restriction criteria either :'(

So yep, that's me out too :lol.