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Post by: Skippernick on 12 February 2012, 10:58:41 pm
Everyones a comedian nowadays.
Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid the odd gag when he radioed dispatch and said...
"It's Houston, we have a problem".
 :D
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Post by: bikerboys on 12 February 2012, 11:51:24 pm
 :rollin that's terrible
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Post by: Aegis Bearing Mel on 13 February 2012, 12:59:04 am
Almost as bad as the fact she's in a new film with Kevin Costner, The BodyBag.
 ;)
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Post by: madmondeoman on 13 February 2012, 07:17:14 am
First Amy Winehouse, now Whitney Houston, Columbia has a tough financial year ahead.        
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Post by: alan sherman on 13 February 2012, 03:17:29 pm
Nah - sales rocket post-mortem.  Longer term prospects would be more of a worry.
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Post by: Looney tune on 14 February 2012, 03:18:03 pm
Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks  :D
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Post by: Chillum on 14 February 2012, 03:25:56 pm
Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks  :D

Have they both fallen down a crack or something?
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Post by: Chillum on 14 February 2012, 03:29:32 pm
Turns out that 6th Grammy wasn't such a good idea
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Post by: Looney tune on 14 February 2012, 04:08:08 pm
Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks  :D

Have they both fallen down a crack or something?

Rangers, crack, no. Grand canyon, yes
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Post by: Skippernick on 14 February 2012, 04:51:54 pm
Whats six inches and isn't going to get sucked this Valentines day.
Whitney's Crack pipe. :rollin


Jeez i crack myself up.
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Post by: Chillum on 14 February 2012, 05:05:11 pm
You been looking them up haven't you? :)

I preferred the 'what's pink and sits on a doormat?' one, but didn't have the heart to post it.
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Post by: richfzs on 14 February 2012, 05:35:02 pm
 :lol aye, that one worked for me too Chillum  :lol
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Post by: Skippernick on 14 February 2012, 06:12:09 pm
No these are all genuine ones from my mate at work.
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Post by: Raymy on 14 February 2012, 11:58:38 pm
Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks  :D


Now that Whitney is dead, Kevin Costner has taken the job as Thousandaire Whitey's minder.

He's now The Proddyguard
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Post by: pitternator on 15 February 2012, 06:43:53 am
everyone now proclaims her  as classic, legendary etc etc, yet when she was alive, she was positively ignored. .....Typical 2 faced  reaction from showbiz...... darling!