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Title: holiday yippee
Post by: slimwilly on 15 March 2015, 08:51:32 pm
 :)
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: slimwilly on 15 March 2015, 08:55:09 pm
Yep. holiday inn. Manchester now.fly in the morning.
Already booked in,  we have already stained the sheets.

The misses has shaved her fanny
You should of seen the bottom of tbe shower,fook, i thought it was a dead badger

She said it has not been trimmed for two years........yuk
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: dazza on 15 March 2015, 09:49:45 pm
 :eek  Too many graphic details I can't unsee  :lol
 
Have a good one Slim. :thumbup
 
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 15 March 2015, 09:53:09 pm
I'm surprised you didn't shoot it  :eek
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: fazersharp on 15 March 2015, 11:23:35 pm
 :useless
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: bigbluebear on 16 March 2015, 08:53:56 am
I'm surprised you didn't shoot it  :eek

He did.......he missed and hit the sheets by the sound of it
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 16 March 2015, 08:56:26 am
I'm surprised you didn't shoot it  :eek

He did.......he missed and hit the sheets by the sound of it

He's getting old. I'm also surprised he remembered what it was for  :lol
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: bigbluebear on 16 March 2015, 09:17:14 am
Stained the sheets with piss the incontinent old foccer
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 March 2015, 09:55:32 am
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Stained the sheets with piss the incontinent old foccer

That's why the Fazer Thou corner smells of wee :pokefun
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 16 March 2015, 10:50:45 am
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Stained the sheets with piss the incontinent old foccer

That's why the Fazer Thou corner smells of wee :pokefun

Hmmm, CBF1000 I see. People in glass houses etc   ;)

:pokefun :pokefun :pokefun  :lol
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 16 March 2015, 10:58:29 am
Did I disagree? :pokefun
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: taylor on 16 March 2015, 07:08:29 pm
nice one keep it up. ;) have a good one,
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: slimwilly on 17 March 2015, 12:31:01 pm
Haha you foccers.
Wehave made it to the carribean. We have substituted water fot RUM.foccin loads of it. I felt pissed only an hour of being here.
Loads of rain but then the sun comes out and burns it away. I think i might like it here.
oh and the sights around the pool.....luvvely jubblies.
I am going to have to buy some dark glasses so she cant see my eyes. Lol
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: fazersharp on 17 March 2015, 01:46:18 pm
I cant beleive that you are still thinking of the foccers while you are in the Caribbean !!!
They call the rain "liquid sunshine"
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: slimwilly on 17 March 2015, 11:28:15 pm
Walking along the beaches looking at the peaches
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: slimwilly on 18 March 2015, 10:14:21 am
Plenty of time to get on here while the wife is getting ready.

We are 4 hours behind here.6.oclock am and sat in the coffee bar.she wants one in the bedroom at 7 am.god i am good to her.lol

Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 18 March 2015, 10:30:34 am
Uh-oh, holiday snaps incoming..... :rolleyes   :lol
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: slimwilly on 18 March 2015, 10:38:19 am
I have not worked out putting pics up onthis tablet.not possible i think. Good for your sanity tho
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: slimwilly on 18 March 2015, 10:34:04 pm
 :D
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: slimwilly on 18 March 2015, 10:36:07 pm
 :)
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: Andy FZS on 19 March 2015, 06:36:58 am
It looks awful I'm sorry you're having to suffer it while I'm happily at work. ...
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 March 2015, 10:05:26 am
Which island is that?

I hope the island I am going to in just over a weeks time is not anywhere near as busy as that.
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: slimwilly on 19 March 2015, 11:50:30 am
Dominican republic. Tui bachata with tomsons
Resort is on the beach.not crowded.can be busy by the pool bar.but loads of room and quite chilled. Beach is ace.palm trees give shade to the 33degrees.
The local rum n pepsi,  have to try to  stayoff it, usually give in by midday. Then only a couple.lol
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 19 March 2015, 02:33:30 pm
I've heard that its like Benidorm in the Caribbean with all the buckets and spades :pokefun

at least you can get direct flights there. We have to go via Paris next week as nobody flies to Guadeloupe from the UK
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: taylor on 19 March 2015, 04:56:50 pm
get the rum down you slim, give it a couple of weeks you will be paying for it, looks great.
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: slimwilly on 19 March 2015, 08:42:44 pm
 :)
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: Dead Eye on 19 March 2015, 09:10:23 pm
Nice tactical selfie there ;)
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: noggythenog on 19 March 2015, 09:33:12 pm
Good effort Slim.....I see you have some credentials in this ehhh......errrrr.....Perving! :lol


P.S - how do you switch your hot tub on?.....can't exactly piss in it without churning it up a bit with some bubbles now can I....like the champagne of warm piss :b
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 19 March 2015, 09:38:56 pm

Good effort Slim.....I see you have some credentials in this ehhh......errrrr.....Perving! :lol


P.S - how do you switch your hot tub on?.....can't exactly piss in it without churning it up a bit with some bubbles now can i :b

Noggy, I thought I told you to leave the hot tub alone and help me get his bike out of this wall I seem to have managed to park it into  :look
Title: Re: holiday yippee
Post by: slimwilly on 20 March 2015, 12:08:50 pm
Hey you foccers, i have big guard dog at home

I saw.the sun at 11am. No sign of the moon though.lol


WELL eat drink sun repeat eat drink sun repeat eat drinh sun repeat. I seem to be getting the idea of this now.  THE WIFE loves these sunshine holidays.i thi.k i can get to like them too.its the tan thats important