Fazer Owners Club - Unofficial
General => General => Topic started by: lew600fazer on 01 February 2015, 11:54:36 am
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An English man , a scots man and an Irish man are sitting in a pub talking. about names, the english man says his son was born on St Georges day so he called his son George, the scotsman says his son was born on St Andrews day so he called his son Andrew. The Irishman says thats interesting wait until I tell our Pancake dat!!!!
A terriost sitting on a plane pulls a Balaclva over his head pulls out a gun jumps up and says to the fella sitting next to him , did you see my face? the guy says yes so the terriost shoots him. The terriost says to the guy across the asle from him did you see my face , yes , so he shoots him. He says the same thing again to the bloke in front of him. The bloke says NO I didn't but I think the wife did.
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Lol
Man walks into a pet shop and asks " how much for a wasp ?"
"We don't sell wasps sir"
"Well there's one in the fekkin window"
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Lol
Man walks into a pet shop and asks " how much for a wasp ?"
"We don't sell wasps sir"
"Well there's one in the fekkin window"
:lol
What did the Plumber say to his girl friend when they were splitting up
It's over- Flo.
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A priest is driving home when he comes across a dead pig lying on the road, so he calls the police to inform them.
A cocky sergeant answers the call. "Did you read him his last rites?" Smirks the sergeant.
"No." replies the priest. "I thought I would inform his next of kin first!"
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A priest is driving home when he comes across a dead pig lying on the road, so he calls the police to inform them.
A cocky sergeant answers the call. "Did you read him his last rites?" Smirks the sergeant.
"No." replies the priest. "I thought I would inform his next of kin first!"
Ha I actually lol'd ... I'm stealing this !!!
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I'm impressed, I need to read it first.
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Do you have a big book of Irish jokes or something?