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Title: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: chris.biker on 31 January 2015, 07:30:31 pm
Missing promises for election victory. Well with a heading like this I m surprised you have looked this far, any how I got to thinking if we live in a democracy are there things missing from the will of the people at election times ( I m thinking here keep it fun and silly - entertaining)
I would like to propose that as many in our democracy like to go fast there should be a Mad Sunday style events in the UK. The speed limit could be removed from (for example) Snake pass once a year and the average speed cameras could give official times.
Is this a vote winner?
Do you have a better idea?
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 31 January 2015, 07:34:39 pm
With the introduction of sprint events in Coventry (and somewhere else recently held one on the streets?), I propose real road racing in Wales. It must include the road from Crossgates to Newtown. Any political party introduces this, and I will actually get out and vote for them.


Alternatively (and preferably), all UK roads that get votes as being in Britain's top twenty best biking roads get made into bike-only roads, with no speed limits ever  :b
Sod it, make that top forty :b :b 
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: slimwilly on 31 January 2015, 08:51:13 pm
Here,Here, yes please ,racing in Wales,oh and a tyre  shop  on that stretch to renewthe lost rubber'




I wonder if Red still remembers that 22 mile screamer :lol
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: noggythenog on 31 January 2015, 08:57:16 pm





Pot noodle restaurant  :lol
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: midden on 31 January 2015, 10:24:05 pm





Pot noodle restaurant  :lol
ooo bad boy.

A £1000 road tax ultra inflated fuel and insurance levied on all scooters. Plus £500 extra for entering London. 
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 31 January 2015, 10:36:03 pm
Here,Here, yes please ,racing in Wales,oh and a tyre  shop  on that stretch to renewthe lost rubber'





And perhaps a petrol station for silly FZ1 riders who forget to fill up before doing the best road of all  :lol
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: darrsi on 01 February 2015, 12:49:01 pm
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Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: lew600fazer on 01 February 2015, 02:15:03 pm
Cyclists should be fair game, especially when the twats ride two abreast.
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: Exupnut on 01 February 2015, 02:46:26 pm
Fuel should be half price for powered two wheelers as they are a traffic solution.
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 01 February 2015, 04:06:46 pm
And new two strokes should be allowed that don't require emissions testing. I would think they could be made to much cleaner levels than the ones of old now anyway, with advances in oils and whatnot.
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: Exupnut on 01 February 2015, 05:58:38 pm
Anyone hoo doesnea ride a BLUE Fazer shud go on a speed awareness course.....HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR SPEED.....especially the red and yellow owners.
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 01 February 2015, 06:00:34 pm
I had a blue Fazer, but I upgraded  ;)
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: Exupnut on 01 February 2015, 06:02:51 pm
Just ur riding skills to follow then.......(ouch) lol
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 01 February 2015, 06:04:00 pm
Just ur riding skills to follow then.......(ouch) lol

Pot.


Kettle.



Black.


 :nana
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: fazersharp on 01 February 2015, 11:27:44 pm
Included warranties should be
1 year up to £100 spent
2 years up to £200
3 years up to £300 and so on up to £500 as from then on no one expects stuff to last any longer than that anyway
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: bigralphie on 03 February 2015, 01:26:53 pm
Scrap points for traffic offences,just have a fine that is 5% of the market value of the vehicle
whining gits saying that's not fair its a company vehicle , tough shite you should know better  :evil :lol
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: JoeRock on 03 February 2015, 01:28:51 pm
And new two strokes should be allowed that don't require emissions testing. I would think they could be made to much cleaner levels than the ones of old now anyway, with advances in oils and whatnot.


They can mate - direct injection two strokes!
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: Robbie8666 on 04 February 2015, 10:58:24 am
reduced business rates for food outlets that promote bikers welcome!
VAT exempt fuel pumps for motorbikes!
Title: Re: Missing promises for election victory.
Post by: JoeRock on 04 February 2015, 11:46:50 am
Scrap points for traffic offences,just have a fine that is 5% of the market value of the vehicle
whining gits saying that's not fair its a company vehicle , tough shite you should know better  :evil :lol


Bugger off, I'm not paying more for traffic offences because I choose to ride a newer vehicle!  :lol