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Title: Mrs is trying to do me in.
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 January 2015, 02:40:43 pm

I reckon my Mrs is trying to do me in. I recently had a good MOT as in a health check. The doctor told me the obvious blood pressure through the roof, Cholesterol off the scale.He told me lose weight you fat bastard, cut down on drinking , get more exercise etc!
Years ago my Mrs used to do a lot of home baking, cakes, buns that kind of thing.
We decided to go on a diet, so now she makes chocolate brownies, tiffen, shortbread, chocolate cakes and also my favourite soda bread and Wheaten bread, apple pies etc.
Now she knows I have a sweet tooth, what you reckon, she says , you don't have to eat it you know!!!!!

Title: Re: Mrs is trying to do me in.
Post by: locksmith on 06 January 2015, 08:21:17 pm

I reckon she's in cahoots with VNA :lol

Title: Re: Mrs is trying to do me in.
Post by: hairnet on 06 January 2015, 08:38:34 pm

Quote from: lew600fazer on 06 January 2015, 02:40:43 pm

and also my favourite soda bread and Wheaten bread

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is she married (no wait ;) )

Title: Re: Mrs is trying to do me in.
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 January 2015, 08:39:16 pm

Quote from: locksmith on 06 January 2015, 08:21:17 pm

I reckon she's in cahoots with VNA :lol

you could be right he may be after my whiskey collection  :eek

Title: Re: Mrs is trying to do me in.
Post by: chris.biker on 06 January 2015, 10:21:34 pm

Sounds like we need to get over to yours for tea and cakes.

Title: Re: Mrs is trying to do me in.
Post by: fazed on 09 January 2015, 01:27:01 pm

Ah 2 things that Men like but will slowly kill them - Bacon and Women!