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Title: Surreal
Post by: BIG MAC on 08 December 2014, 10:32:46 pm

My daughter (20 years old) has just announced that Henry the hoover has a very sneaky look about him....like he wants to sneak up on you in the dark...

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Post by: lew600fazer on 08 December 2014, 10:36:42 pm

Check for funny mushrooms in her bedroom.

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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 09 December 2014, 08:38:13 am

What's Leona been taking?

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Post by: locksmith on 09 December 2014, 03:39:37 pm

Buy Henry a Henrietta and lock em in the cupboard together, he should forget about your daughter then :lol

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Post by: Simon.Pieman on 09 December 2014, 04:29:16 pm

Good little hoovers them Henrys, although mine has caused a few words between me and madam because I bought him when she had already splashed out on a fangled Dyson (I didn't know she had bought one - our cleaner is from Czech and doesn't say much ). But, I bought Henry for the workshop and he has sucked up everything from brick dust to nails and even a large puddle of outboard engine coolant.
 Bagless hoovers? well my Henry hasn't had a bag for at least a year, I simply lift his head off and pour the detritis into the bin. Madame's Dyson died a while ago, so Henry is now used in the house (I'm sure that smile got bigger when the Dyson went in the skip, lol)

Title: Re: Surreal
Post by: Doddsie on 09 December 2014, 05:11:06 pm

There`s more to Henry than you think!!!!

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Post by: slappy on 09 December 2014, 06:39:01 pm

I always thought they were manufactured not bred!

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Post by: Doddsie on 09 December 2014, 06:57:06 pm

There was no room at the Inn, so they went to Currys!

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Post by: BIG MAC on 09 December 2014, 08:59:03 pm

Look at the red one..she has a point..He is shifty looking :-)

Title: Re: Surreal
Post by: BIG MAC on 09 December 2014, 09:01:14 pm

Quote from: Doddsie on 09 December 2014, 05:11:06 pm

There`s more to Henry than you think!!!!

Ermmm Bob Brown..looking at that pic..if you had a daughter I think I know what her name may have been

Title: Re: Surreal
Post by: caretaker on 09 December 2014, 09:34:06 pm

(http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac294/biblebasher_photo/henry_zps26f02679.jpg) (http://s909.photobucket.com/user/biblebasher_photo/media/henry_zps26f02679.jpg.html)

Title: Re: Surreal
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 10 December 2014, 11:31:02 am

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Ermmm Bob Brown..looking at that pic..if you had a daughter I think I know what her name may have been

Numatic?

Title: Re: Surreal
Post by: BIG MAC on 10 December 2014, 09:55:41 pm

:rollin

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Post by: taylor on 10 December 2014, 10:30:57 pm

drugs ;)