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Title: Another "OFF"
Post by: dazza on 06 November 2014, 07:04:56 pm
Had a bit of an off last night, smashed my left knee, just came out of surgery. :eek
 
 
Who wants to see the X-ray ?
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 06 November 2014, 07:08:47 pm
Oh bloody hell, not you as well!! How, what, where, can I have your bike etc.

How are you?

Bet mine was better than yours  ;)   :lol
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: dazza on 06 November 2014, 07:28:05 pm
Still a bit drowsy atm Nick and details are a bit fuzzy.
 
Give me a few hours and I'll fill you in and try and upload the X-ray.
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: Exupnut on 06 November 2014, 07:37:39 pm
Awww dazza ....wtf append? Ur not slow or a novice so pray tell...WE WANN KNOW.
I would ask for ur bike but it's yellow FFS
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/06/6f066a8d11c13ebc92b41945fe9a7631.jpg)
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: bigbluebear on 06 November 2014, 07:55:24 pm
Nae luck Dazza, what happened and more importantly how's the bike.
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: witchfinder on 06 November 2014, 08:07:49 pm
I may be wrong but I think I know which x ray pic is about to be shown  ;) if I am wrong hope you heal well matey  :)
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: Exupnut on 06 November 2014, 08:17:51 pm


Give me a few hours and I'll fill you in and try and upload the X-ray.

I'd like to fill I'm in an'all...he fukin works fer Oxford Products.
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 06 November 2014, 08:26:48 pm


Give me a few hours and I'll fill you in and try and upload the X-ray.

I'd like to fill I'm in an'all...he fukin attends at Oxford Products.

FTFY  :thumbup

Don't worry folks, soon have my phone-jamming device working on the bugger again  ;)

"hidden," my arse  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: dazza on 06 November 2014, 08:32:54 pm
Right, it's all coming back to me now.
 
Came round a fast sweeping left hand bend in the dark last night.
 
As I exit 'ed the apex, there it was a broken down lorry with it's ramp down.
 
I had nowhere to go and ended up in the back of the lorry amongst it's cargo of dildos destined for Anne Summers. :evil
 
 
 
Witch Finder....You're like that annoying bloke down the pub. :lol
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: Exupnut on 06 November 2014, 08:37:40 pm
Isn't that cock the wrong way round then?
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 06 November 2014, 08:39:26 pm
Foc it, I'm having yer bike anyway  :finger
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: noggythenog on 06 November 2014, 08:48:02 pm

I heard you're a bit cocky when you're on the bike


It musta been a tank slapper.




Hope you get well soon......recovery can often be a shlong & very slow process :D
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: red98 on 06 November 2014, 09:06:59 pm
Oiiii dazza.....how the foc did you get hold of my personal medical records........ :lol
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: Skippernick on 06 November 2014, 09:17:47 pm
Glad you are ok mate.
Its the turn of the 1000's now!
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: bigbluebear on 06 November 2014, 09:33:07 pm
You'd have felt right at home in the back of that lorry being a cunt
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: lew600fazer on 06 November 2014, 09:42:13 pm
Slack 1/2'' there mate. Never mind tackle intact.
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: Exupnut on 06 November 2014, 09:49:50 pm

You'd have felt right at home in the back of that lorry being a cunt

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Foccin GENIUS
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: dazza on 07 November 2014, 02:33:10 am
You'd have felt right at home in the back of that lorry being a cunt

 :rollin could have stayed there all night  :D
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: witchfinder on 07 November 2014, 08:27:42 pm
Right, it's all coming back to me now.
 
Came round a fast sweeping left hand bend in the dark last night.
 
As I exit 'ed the apex, there it was a broken down lorry with it's ramp down.
 
I had nowhere to go and ended up in the back of the lorry amongst it's cargo of dildos destined for Anne Summers. :evil
 
 
 
Witch Finder....You're like that annoying bloke down the pub.
:lol
 
Sorry chief  ;)
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: slimwilly on 08 November 2014, 07:03:32 am
I am not beleiving anything this bloke writes any more,,ever ever ever again,,plus that XRAY  :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek , Brilliant,,


Well done Dazza :D
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: bigralphie on 08 November 2014, 10:32:29 am
How was you handled in A and E  :b
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: kitcrazy on 08 November 2014, 10:53:23 am
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin nice one dazza
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: His Dudeness on 08 November 2014, 11:12:46 am
He either has a massive Johnson or midget legs. I'm guessing it's midget legs
Title: Re: Another "OFF"
Post by: Dave48 on 08 November 2014, 01:22:40 pm
Must have had "middle leg" traction weights applied! :lol