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Title: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:21:18 pm: And whoever posts last is best :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Aegis Bearing Mel on 04 November 2014, 11:24:32 pm: :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:26:24 pm: I really need to get out more :-)
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: ChristoT on 04 November 2014, 11:50:45 pm: Quote from: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:21:18 pm
And whoever posts last is best :rollin

Yippeeeeeeeeeee! :lol
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:53:56 pm: Quote from: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:21:18 pm
And whoever posts last is best :rollin
Guess that's me then
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: ChristoT on 05 November 2014, 12:10:08 am: Quote from: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:53:56 pm
Quote from: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:21:18 pm
And whoever posts last is best :rollin
Guess that's me then

Ah, but is it? :D
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Raz Mcgruff on 05 November 2014, 12:19:01 am: (http://www.safeoptions.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2/thumbnail/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/o/mo-344.19.625.jpg)
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: BIG MAC on 05 November 2014, 06:40:55 am: Man struggling with umbrella sign...cool
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: stevierst on 05 November 2014, 07:15:30 am: Here we go, threadlock
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/04/696550154960db1fb7be7cde1f41e79c.jpg)
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 05 November 2014, 08:16:27 am: Steve. You beat me to it. :rollin
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: locksmith on 05 November 2014, 09:08:08 am: Go on Bob, lock it :)
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: alan sherman on 05 November 2014, 09:49:14 am: Threadlocking and torque ask?
Or thread locking and talk arse?
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: ChristoT on 05 November 2014, 11:58:42 am: Stevie's a penis then! :lol
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: stevierst on 05 November 2014, 12:18:03 pm: Quote from: ChristoT on 05 November 2014, 11:58:42 am
Stevie's a penis then! :lol
Been called worse! :P
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Dead Eye on 05 November 2014, 05:23:19 pm: I'm sure Christo has as well ;)
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: BIG MAC on 05 November 2014, 07:10:39 pm: On a technicality that thread is not locked....some anal retentive twat has simply and very carefully ---possibly even artfully applied said gloop to a series of threads...as the aforementioned threads have not yet entered close union with the female of their species, they are at this moment presumably 'unlocked' blahhh ....blahhhhhh,,,,, blether ....blahhhh
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: unfazed on 05 November 2014, 07:55:45 pm: Quote from: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:26:24 pm
I really need to get out more :-)

Maybe you just need to get out :lol
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: BIG MAC on 05 November 2014, 08:43:47 pm: Quote from: unfazed on 05 November 2014, 07:55:45 pm
Quote from: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:26:24 pm
I really need to get out more :-)

Maybe you just need to get out :lol
Are you asking me out?
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: dazza on 05 November 2014, 09:00:05 pm: Admit it Big Mac, your male member want's to thread lock this :D
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: ChristoT on 05 November 2014, 09:07:46 pm: :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy

I wouldn't touch that with Exupnut!
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Exupnut on 05 November 2014, 09:09:20 pm: Hahahaha ur ands ain't big enuff Merv
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: stevierst on 05 November 2014, 09:33:16 pm: Are you calling me an anally retentative tw@ big mac???
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: BIG MAC on 05 November 2014, 10:42:12 pm: Quote from: stevierst on 05 November 2014, 09:33:16 pm
Are you calling me an anally retentative tw@ big mac???
Are you saying you applied that gloop?
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: stevierst on 05 November 2014, 10:50:04 pm: I've applied many a gloop during a screw, but rarely it's anally retainable! :P

And I'd be disappointed if I wasn't called a tw@ at least once per day.
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Andy FZS on 05 November 2014, 11:01:05 pm: Occupational hazard I guess or maybe your just popular?
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: dazza on 05 November 2014, 11:51:25 pm: Anyway, what's the point of this thread?
Is it to see which one of the mods get pissed off with it and lock it?
Or

Does getting it banished to the naughty corner count as a win?
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 06 November 2014, 12:01:14 am: It's just a total random bullshit thread. Talk about anything at all, no such thing as thread hijacking cos there's no actual subject. Not a bad idea really, if it kept people from just wrecking everyone else's threads on specific subjects. Doesn't seem to be working here though :lol

Supposed to be Last Post Wins.
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: richfzs on 06 November 2014, 12:06:08 am: Ya loser!
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 06 November 2014, 12:08:27 am: :finger

I will obviously be the last to post, so you might as well give up.....
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Aegis Bearing Mel on 06 November 2014, 12:18:37 am: Mr Mac took a modicum of umbrage at the fact that his initial "Whoever posts last is best" thread was locked straight away by a dashing Ad-mod, so decided that it was cheating and started this one.

Quote from: dazza on 05 November 2014, 11:51:25 pm
Anyway, what's the point of this thread?
Is it to see which one of the mods get pissed off with it and lock it?
Or

Does getting it banished to the naughty corner count as a win?

Let's see what else happens to it...
;)
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Razgruff on 06 November 2014, 12:19:34 am: Aye rite
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: dazza on 06 November 2014, 12:31:28 am: Right, now I'm with you.
So getting it thrown into the naughty corner is still an option. :D
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: richfzs on 06 November 2014, 12:33:32 am: But you still won't have posted last, so you'd be wasting your time!
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: dazza on 06 November 2014, 12:36:18 am: Er
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 06 November 2014, 12:47:10 am: ....now.
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Raz Mcgruff on 06 November 2014, 12:49:48 am: (http://www.joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/PIX/TRT/TRT-Braveheart.jpg)

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Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: ChristoT on 06 November 2014, 01:54:33 am: I'll quite happily give up freedom for beer! :D
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: noggythenog on 06 November 2014, 05:50:09 am: Quote from: ChristoT on 06 November 2014, 01:54:33 am
I'll quite happily give up freedom for beer! :D

I agree Christo..............ask me what underwear I'm wearing :biker........ok...if you insist..... my baggy boxer shorts......I call them my night shift pants as they give me unrestricted movement & a sense of heightened entitlement during the wee, dark hours.......they make my balls feel like an Eritrean HGV free-runner whos packet of rib n saucy nik naks just got caught up in the spinning coil of a Dover vending machine and cost him his first pilfered pound coin.

But i'd happily wear a pair of budgy smugglers instead if it meant that I could have a beer on the night shift instead. 8)

fuck freedom!
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: unfazed on 06 November 2014, 08:37:16 am: Quote from: BIG MAC on 05 November 2014, 08:43:47 pm
Quote from: unfazed on 05 November 2014, 07:55:45 pm
Quote from: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:26:24 pm
I really need to get out more :-)

Maybe you just need to get out :lol
Are you asking me out?

No, never a fan of Ronald McDonalds Burgers, but I'll take your bike out :D
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: BIG MAC on 08 November 2014, 02:54:10 pm: Quote from: unfazed on 06 November 2014, 08:37:16 am
Quote from: BIG MAC on 05 November 2014, 08:43:47 pm
Quote from: unfazed on 05 November 2014, 07:55:45 pm
Quote from: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 11:26:24 pm
I really need to get out more :-)

Maybe you just need to get out :lol
Are you asking me out?

No, never a fan of Ronald McDonalds Burgers, but I'll take your bike out :D
Shortly after Satan's first home game snowball fight
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: ChristoT on 08 November 2014, 03:07:02 pm: Quote from: BIG MAC on 08 November 2014, 02:54:10 pm
Shortly after Satan's first home game snowball fight

You're in luck, Unfazed!

Look at it from an engineering perspective:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1 .If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Sue Wallis during my 1st year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure hell is exothermic, and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct; leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being. Which goes some way to explaining why, last night, Sue kept shouting "Oh my God!"

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Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 08 November 2014, 04:39:58 pm: It's true, you do get more mind altering drugs at university :rolleyes
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Exupnut on 08 November 2014, 05:21:19 pm: Sue kept shouting "Oh My God"
Obviously you weren't fucking her then :-)
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: noggythenog on 08 November 2014, 05:35:54 pm: Quote from: Exupnut on 08 November 2014, 05:21:19 pm
Sue kept shouting "Oh My God"
Obviously you weren't fucking her then :-)

Nor were you exup or she woulda been shouting "faster!.....Faster!"............."don't go so SLOW!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: Exupnut on 08 November 2014, 05:37:47 pm: Lol..... Niether were you cos she's only got 2 legs and we know u prefer 4
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: noggythenog on 08 November 2014, 05:54:59 pm: Quote from: Exupnut on 08 November 2014, 05:37:47 pm
Lol..... Niether were you cos she's only got 2 legs and we know u prefer 4

I go for the mature dolly birds these days. :b
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: unfazed on 08 November 2014, 06:53:56 pm: Anyone got a picture of SUE :sex
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: noggythenog on 08 November 2014, 06:59:13 pm: Quote from: unfazed on 08 November 2014, 06:53:56 pm
Anyone got a picture of SUE :sex

Is [/size][size=78%]that CRH's but on the side?......i recognise the name but id need some pics coz the furry ones can be difficult to remember.......theyre all so good[/size] ;)
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: ChristoT on 08 November 2014, 07:18:32 pm: Quote from: unfazed on 08 November 2014, 06:53:56 pm
Anyone got a picture of SUE :sex

Do I wanna risk naughty cornering this thread? :lol
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: BIG MAC on 08 November 2014, 09:06:51 pm: Kinda Froggie thing to do really
Title: Re: Whoever threadlocks first is a penis
Post by: BIG MAC on 13 November 2014, 04:24:11 am: So whoever posts last?
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Post by: noggythenog on 13 November 2014, 04:38:07 am: Yep :D
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Post by: Raz Mcgruff on 13 November 2014, 10:12:24 pm: http://www.royalmail.com/greetings (http://www.royalmail.com/greetings)
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Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 17 November 2014, 09:10:02 pm: (http://i1291.photobucket.com/albums/b550/nicknicklxs/stupid_thread_zps5b9be92f.gif) (http://s1291.photobucket.com/user/nicknicklxs/media/stupid_thread_zps5b9be92f.gif.html)

Pity whoever came up with this couldn't spell :rolleyes
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Post by: BIG MAC on 17 November 2014, 10:29:57 pm: (http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/27/275e340e666c8e8813d57b6337d5d7e3a7fe524371745f4a6dbc10ef0b522985.jpg)
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Post by: ChristoT on 18 November 2014, 12:19:15 am: Quote from: nick crisp on 17 November 2014, 09:10:02 pm
Pity whoever came up with this couldn't spell :rolleyes

Nice try.
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Post by: dazza on 18 November 2014, 12:50:37 am: Christo, just found some pictures of Sue :D
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Post by: ChristoT on 18 November 2014, 02:38:11 am: Quote from: dazza on 18 November 2014, 12:50:37 am
Christo, just found some pictures of Sue :D

That was a fun evening.... :lol
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Post by: unfazed on 18 November 2014, 08:01:02 am: Is that him in the centre, a boy named Sue :lol
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Post by: The Rocketeer on 19 November 2014, 04:23:22 pm: Thought I'd pop my head in here and what do I find? Big Mac's still trying his imitation last is best threads. Not a patch on the original, Trev 8)
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Post by: BIG MAC on 19 November 2014, 06:02:34 pm: Quote from: The Rocketeer on 19 November 2014, 04:23:22 pm
Thought I'd pop my head in here and what do I find? Big Mac's still trying his imitation last is best threads. Not a patch on the original, Trev 8)
I wonder what happened to original Trev,,,
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Post by: slimwilly on 19 November 2014, 06:46:28 pm: isthis thread for retards ????? uuuuaaaahhhhhhh :evil
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Post by: BIG MAC on 19 November 2014, 07:30:28 pm: Quote from: slimwilly on 19 November 2014, 06:46:28 pm
isthis thread for retards ????? uuuuaaaahhhhhhh :evil
Well you are here :-)
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Post by: bigralphie on 19 November 2014, 08:27:36 pm: Why do i suddenly want an egg banjo lol
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Post by: noggythenog on 19 November 2014, 08:47:33 pm: Foc off im starving now thanks.
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Post by: BIG MAC on 19 November 2014, 09:02:17 pm: Quote from: bigralphie on 19 November 2014, 08:27:36 pm
Why do i suddenly want an egg banjo lol
Cos it's 'man food' :-)
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Post by: The Rocketeer on 20 November 2014, 12:04:23 am: Fried in lard mmmmm
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Post by: BIG MAC on 20 November 2014, 03:49:46 am: Egg Banjo dipped in Batter and deep fried...in lard..
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Post by: The Rocketeer on 20 November 2014, 08:07:46 am: Got a hard on now 8)
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Post by: BIG MAC on 22 November 2014, 10:07:48 pm: Would Sir like fries with that?
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Post by: Raz Mcgruff on 25 November 2014, 09:37:11 pm: Egg Banjo ?????? :stop
Frigging lightweights :biker
where's the Black pudding and Bacon :grumble
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Post by: BIG MAC on 26 November 2014, 11:56:07 pm: Inside the deep fried egg banjo
Its like a Scotch egg variation
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Post by: dazza on 27 November 2014, 12:14:03 am: :D
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Post by: ChristoT on 27 November 2014, 11:54:18 am: Quote from: dazza on 27 November 2014, 12:14:03 am
:D

You bastard! I just opened this thread in the Uni library! Good thing I wasn't studying with a friend form CathSoc! (Well, studying her more like! ;) )
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Post by: BBROWN1664 on 27 November 2014, 01:40:57 pm: This thread is only just avoiding banishment to the Naughty Corner now :pokefun
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Post by: BIG MAC on 29 November 2014, 02:37:56 pm: You have to ask yourself why people would look at or publish such an image- genuinely shocked here...
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Post by: Exupnut on 29 November 2014, 02:42:49 pm: Well u looked at it didn't ya....of the high horse mate
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Post by: BIG MAC on 29 November 2014, 04:36:49 pm: I find your tone offensive young man
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Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 29 November 2014, 05:05:55 pm: Quote from: BIG MAC on 29 November 2014, 04:36:49 pm
I find your tone offensive young man

And that ain't the only thing about Exupnut that's offensive

(http://i1291.photobucket.com/albums/b550/nicknicklxs/skunk_zpscf451efe.gif) (http://s1291.photobucket.com/user/nicknicklxs/media/skunk_zpscf451efe.gif.html)
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Post by: Exupnut on 29 November 2014, 06:54:26 pm: Oi Crisp get it foccin right mate....I am the squirrel .....

(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/29/06963574d6f82250ab7b1aee81481732.jpg)

Hope that dosnt upset you Mac :-))
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Post by: BIG MAC on 29 November 2014, 07:54:16 pm: Your breasts are both pendulous and superfluous
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Post by: noggythenog on 29 November 2014, 08:13:24 pm: Some say that Exupnut got his name because he once rogered Beatrix Potter......after she stopped to help him sort his exup valve....& then that inspired her to write the magical story which is........

SQUIRREL NUTKIN.........
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Post by: noggythenog on 29 November 2014, 08:16:29 pm: Here she is aged 34

He ruined her. :b